From the listing:
Moloch started his Life as an 11 inch all vinyl, bald, brightly orange-colored child's toy.
He now thinks he is The Gothic Fantasy King Of All Horned Things.
Oh he does, does he? It looks more like some dude defaced the poor thing until it looked as though it had been mauled by a pack of wolves. That hair makes Barbie look authentic. What IS that? Soul Glo?
You know, however badass Moloch thinks he is, the fact remains that he still has that baby doll grin:
Which, coupled with the subtle come hither
finger and the chest baring linen robe, totally spells GIGOLO. Horned things, indeed. Moloch honey, you look like you haven't slept in weeks, and is that...Herpes on those lips? Let me get you on a Visine & Valtrex treatment of sorts.
Thanks GirlShawn....for the greebily nightmares!
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on June 14, 2009 @ 8:10 pm