Gag Me With a Hairy Spoon is now for sale! Thanks Sarah for being such a good sport – we love your craft. Bid on it here, folks!
I know there are families out there who allow their cats to jump on the dinner table and the counter. I know there are some families who love their pets so much, they allow said pets to kiss them and their babies.
We have a dog. I love her to pieces but her tongue never, ever touches my plate, my mouth or my kids. That’s just the way I am. I want to make out with my dog just about as much as I want to make out with Carrot Top or Amy Winehouse. As in NOT AT ALL. (Though I’m certain my dog’s mouth is cleaner than part of Amy Winehouse’s body.)
When I saw this craft, I had a physical reaction. You might too. Feel free to share said reaction, Batman style (KAPOW! BLAM! WRETCH!), in the comments.
From the listing:
Well, lately I’ve been really into resin and I got a mold for a spoon rest for my birthday. I kept thinking of things I could put in the mold but I kept coming back to the idea of..what would be something you would NOT want your spoon to touch? So my husband and I came up with a bunch of ideas (which I will make more of them later) and I decided to go with the hair! It was funny because the day I decided to make this I didn’t have any dog hair around….I just cleaned! I don’t want to sound gross but if you have a dog you’ll know that dogs shed and sometimes you have hair around…. So I went on a search of the house for dog hair and found a bit hiding behind my dog’s cage…haha.
So anyways, I resined my dog’s hair into the spoon rest..LOL. So gross…but oh so funny! Don’t worry the hair is all safely inside the resin and does not touch the spoon!
Thanks for making me choke on chunder, Heather! At least it wasn’t PUBIC HAIR.
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June 27th, 2009 at 9:57 am
It looks more like pubic hair than anything. No sound comes to mind as for a reaction since I’m not sure what sound lunch rising up my esophagus exactly sounds like… Maybe *thunderous gurgle*?
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
June 28th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Gag Me With a Hairy Spoon is now for sale! Thanks Sarah for being such a good sport – we love your craft. Bid on it here, folks!
June 27th, 2009 at 10:14 am
I’m sorry but – what the fucking FUCK!? Seriously?
I think I’d rather lick a butthole.
Ya.. um… nevermind.
Shalah Reply:
June 29th, 2009 at 10:13 am
You’d lick a butthole, but you think doghair is gross? Yah. Nevermind.
June 27th, 2009 at 10:20 am
A BIT hiding behind the dog cage? Hoe much does your dog shed that the represented amount is A BIT? It could be marketed as a diet aid though. I know I wouldn’t want to eat after looking at that.
HippieKender Reply:
June 27th, 2009 at 10:21 am
Sorry, my gag reflex kicking in prevented me from spell checking my post. That should say “how much” not “how much.”
June 27th, 2009 at 11:49 am
*gag*
blepohsndpdasbfubnypahf
where can i buy one?
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
June 28th, 2009 at 11:48 am
the link is in the post to buy it Ang! lol!
sam {temptingmama} (161 comments.) Reply:
June 29th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Now I know what to get you for Christmas Angie!
This is probably one of the best gag gifts I’ve seen.
June 27th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
I get what she was going for but this fails. Bugs would have been far more effective and attractive.
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June 27th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
A whole tableware set of this concept would sell to dieters. Imagine if the only dishes and utensils you could find were this retch worthy? You really wouldn’t eat more than survival dictated.
June 27th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
I completely thought pubic hair as well…
Resin or no… ugh!
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June 27th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Eww eww eww! I say we do a DNA test to prove it’s not actually pubic hair.
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June 27th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
BLARGH! (that would be the sound my stomach echos as I begin to retch.) Yeah, I’m not so sure that isn’t pubic hair. Vile isn’t necessarily funny, lady.
Shalah Reply:
June 29th, 2009 at 10:10 am
Some of you folks have no sense of humor! I think it’s pretty funny. Gross, but funny! Lighten up guys! It was intended as a joke!
(Besides, pubic hair is CURLY.)
Tiffany Reply:
June 29th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
No, I don’t really think it is pubes. And not ALL pubic hair is curly FYI. I have had dogs all my life and their is nothing lamer than getting dog hair in your food, so even on that account it is still gross.
June 27th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Dude.
Gross!
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June 27th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
g-to-the-ross!
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June 27th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
words fail me
June 28th, 2009 at 7:40 am
Wow. Just no. Wow.
June 28th, 2009 at 10:55 am
If you like it or you hate it but want it..here ya go:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180374849179
And just to settle this…I PROMISE it is dog hair…I’m not that gross to use pubic hair
June 28th, 2009 at 11:43 am
[...] Anyways, I found out the other day that I made it on this website Craftastrophe, which I guess features craft mess ups. I’m not really sure if I’m flattered to be on this page or sad. My husband thinks it is some great honor but I’m still not sure. I mean, I like constructive criticism and I realize that not everyone will share my sence of humor but for some reason I took offence when people started accusing me of using “other” hair in my spoon rest. I’m all ok with it now and I actually think it’s a bit funny. Here’s my link to that: http://craftastrophe.net/2009/06/gag-inducing-spoon-rest/ [...]
June 28th, 2009 at 11:48 am
Gag Me With a Hairy Spoon is now for sale! Thanks Sarah for being such a good sport – we love your craft.
The link is in the post, everyone!
June 28th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Oh mah wholey heck! That produced a bit more than a gag.
UGH!!!
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June 28th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
the spoon holder is super gross, however – if I wasn’t married and I had the opportunity – I would totally make out with Carrot Top
(C.T. – call me!)
June 28th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
HÖRK!
June 29th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Hahah omg that is hilarious and amazing. It would be great to put on the table when you have guests over and just act like there was nothing odd about it
sam {temptingmama} (161 comments.) Reply:
June 29th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
HA HA HA AHAHA AHAAHA
Could you imagine? Christmas dinner, bring out the gravy and this spoon rest?! I would probably pee myself laughing as Grandma’s eyes were about ready to pop out of her head.
“What do you mean there’s hair on it?” HAHAHA
June 29th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
that loses up appetite when you are on the table ready to eat…hahaha