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Bedazzled Menses

People are obsessed with tampon art. Seriously, they love their tampons.

There’s so many variations of the *ahem* recycled tampon that it’s a little eerie: and by eerie I totally mean OMFG Gross.

I don’t think I’ve EVER used the word CUTE to describe a tampon. That is: until now – because this tampon is super cute.

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I was shocked to see how many people have sent us this little adorable pretend-to-be-”recycled” tampon.  Shocked! But I don’t think they were expecting that I’d fall in love with it and want it, because really who falls in love with a mock of a tampon!?

And the jewels? Could you image if Aunt Flow really was jewel encrusted. I want mine to be rubies. Obviously.

Speaking of the jewels:

its got tetris menses ~ source

AWESOME.

Thanks to JuxtaPoser, Laura, Jennifer and Kim for sending this in!!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on June 16, 2009 @ 8:03 pm  

13 Responses to “Bedazzled Menses”

  1. Jenny (2 comments.) Says:

    They should totally use these for 5th grade sex-ed so the girls don’t get all freaked out by what to expect of “the change…”

  2. JAllen32 Says:

    Really? I mean, really??

  3. Receptionitis15 Says:

    jewel “encrusted” please.

  4. cineloh (1 comments.) Says:

    I effin own this.

  5. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    That tampon looks a wee bit frightened. Maybe it’s afraid of the dark.

    kdaniel Reply:

    I agree! Its face looks terrified indeed..

  6. Julie (1 comments.) Says:

    Stacey Rebecca is awesome. That is all.
    Julie´s last post ..A basket of beads (and buttons!) My ComLuv Profile

  7. EJ (4 comments.) Says:

    I, too, think this little one is adorable! TOO CUTE! So cute it made me break my one-exclamation-point-per-comment rule.

    I love that it looks weary…like it’s having a bad day. Hey, when it’s that time of the month, I feel the same way, lil’ guy. Hee!

  8. JuxtaPoser (9 comments.) Says:

    I think I’m making these for Christmas ornaments this year, in all different colors (especially green for Vulcan women).

  9. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:

    hahaha recycled tampon…stuck it again in your nose after using it a long time ago.

  10. creme Says:

    Bonus. It soaks up blood *and* it’s ribbed for her pleasure. Another must have item.

  11. weapons of massdistraction › Peering Anxiously Beyond the Horizon Says:

    [...] Bedazzled tampons. Two words that probably shouldn’t go together. Craftastrophe! Because handmade isn’t always pretty. [...]

  12. stacey (1 comments.) Says:

    If you make them, please don’t sell them as I hold the copyright ;)
    stacey´s last post ..Chuck the Littlest Billy Goat finger puppet My ComLuv Profile

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