My Skin Is Crawling

Can't look away from the nipples. "You'll shoot yer eye out kid." mama-soap Also, some of these soaps have stuff in them that make the poor soap woman torso thing look as though she has some kind of disease, or parasite, or alien host. Bizarre. Thanks Lori! {source}
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on May 19, 2009 @ 4:15 pm  

13 Responses to “My Skin Is Crawling”

  1. Jenifer Says:

    Or maybe she needs a full body wax?

  2. Jenn Says:

    AAAAAH Maggots! This looks like something out of a forensic pathology textbook. Blech

  3. Suzy (6 comments.) Says:

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! She’s pregnant with worms! Washing with this soap would make me feel dirtier.

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  4. Morgan (3 comments.) Says:

    Because you’ve always wanted to rub your body with the naked torso of a pregnant woman…

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  5. Stump (14 comments.) Says:


    I feel dirtier just looking at it. Perhaps that’s some brilliant marketing tactic.

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  6. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:

    definitely alien host.

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  7. Paula H Says:

    Black maggots are so attractive.

  8. flutter (62 comments.) Says:

    that looks like the worst case of soap induced pregnancy blackheads, ever.

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  9. Stacy (1 comments.) Says:

    Those nipples … I just don’t have the words to explain but they seem to follow you wherever you go, you know, like Mona Lisa’s eyes?

  10. michelle (22 comments.) Says:

    I was about to say…”what the frick kind of skin condition does that poor woman have”

    I mean, I got ugly red itchy blotches on my belly while pregnant but that….ugh.

    Although as millersoap explains, there are just some soapmakers who don’t think its soap unless it has herbs and flecks, and oatmeal or some other strange additive falling out of it as you use it : /

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  11. followthatdog (54 comments.) Says:

    Aren’t those stretch marks? I mean, that’s preciscely what my body looked like in pregnancy. Well except that I also had arms legs and a head.

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  12. Zandor (75 comments.) Says:

    Eeeek! I couldn’t us that ever.

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  13. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:

    that’s gross! it would be ok without that stuff inside and just the body alone.

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