Can't look away from the nipples. "You'll shoot yer eye out kid." Also, some of these soaps have stuff in them that make the poor soap woman torso thing look as though she has some kind of disease, or parasite, or alien host. Bizarre. Thanks Lori! {source}

13 Responses to “My Skin Is Crawling”

1. Jenifer Says:
   May 19th, 2009 at 4:17 pm

   Or maybe she needs a full body wax?

2. Jenn Says:
   May 19th, 2009 at 4:20 pm

   AAAAAH Maggots! This looks like something out of a forensic pathology textbook. Blech

3. Suzy (6 comments.) Says:
   May 19th, 2009 at 4:41 pm

   Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! She’s pregnant with worms! Washing with this soap would make me feel dirtier.

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4. Morgan (3 comments.) Says:
   May 19th, 2009 at 5:58 pm

   Because you’ve always wanted to rub your body with the naked torso of a pregnant woman…

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5. Stump (14 comments.) Says:
   May 19th, 2009 at 6:31 pm

   *squirm*

   I feel dirtier just looking at it. Perhaps that’s some brilliant marketing tactic.

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6. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:
   May 19th, 2009 at 6:52 pm

   definitely alien host.

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7. Paula H Says:
   May 19th, 2009 at 9:55 pm

   Black maggots are so attractive.

8. flutter (62 comments.) Says:
   May 19th, 2009 at 11:35 pm

   that looks like the worst case of soap induced pregnancy blackheads, ever.

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9. Stacy (1 comments.) Says:
   May 20th, 2009 at 9:20 am

   Those nipples … I just don’t have the words to explain but they seem to follow you wherever you go, you know, like Mona Lisa’s eyes?

10. michelle (22 comments.) Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 11:26 am

    I was about to say…”what the frick kind of skin condition does that poor woman have”

    I mean, I got ugly red itchy blotches on my belly while pregnant but that….ugh.

    Although as millersoap explains, there are just some soapmakers who don’t think its soap unless it has herbs and flecks, and oatmeal or some other strange additive falling out of it as you use it : /

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11. followthatdog (54 comments.) Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 11:34 am

    Aren’t those stretch marks? I mean, that’s preciscely what my body looked like in pregnancy. Well except that I also had arms legs and a head.

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12. Zandor (75 comments.) Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    Eeeek! I couldn’t us that ever.

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13. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    that’s gross! it would be ok without that stuff inside and just the body alone.