To the tune of Billy Idol’s White Wedding:

Hey little swine flu what have you done?
Hey little swine flu who’s the H1N1?

Hey little swine flu can I eat this can of Spam?
Hey little swine flu Grandpa’s looking gaunt.
Hey little swine flu vomit fun!

It’s a nice day to start again.
It’s a nice day for a swhite swedding.
It’s a nice day to wash your hands.

Hey little swine flu who is it you’re with?
Hey little swine flu can I eat the fish?
Hey little swine flu puke fun (oh yeah)
Hey little swine flu is this all a scam?
Hey little swine flu fever fun!

It’s a nice day to start again (come on)
It’s a nice day for a swhite swedding
It’s a nice day to wash your hands

(Pick it up)

Take me back home

Hey little swine flu what have you done?
Hey little swine flu who’s the H1N1?
I’ve been away for so long (so long)
In Mexico in a thong (in a thong)
You’re making me feel not strong

It’s a nice day to start again (come on)
It’s a nice day for a swhite swedding
It’s a nice day to wash your hands.

There is no pork fair in this world
There is no pork safe in this world
And there’s no pork sure in this world
And there’s no pork pure in this world
Look for clean pork left in this world
Wash your haaaaaaaands!

Come on
It’s a nice day for a swhite swedding
It’s a nice day to wash your hands.
It’s a nice day to wash your hands
It’s a nice day to wash your haaaaaaaaands!

Thanks Kerrie!

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Swine flu is not a joke, but the media has made the swine flu the biggest scare since SARS.  Anything to sell advertising, right?  If you do the math, you’re more likely to win the lottery than contract swine flu.  But still, wash your hands.  Wash your kid’s hands.  And smack their little hands when they pick their noses.  Because that’s just nasty anyway.

5 Responses to “Say I Do While Protected From Swine Flu”

1. Karl (1 comments.) Says:
   May 3rd, 2009 at 8:16 am

   Wow, she is so hot. I’m going to adopt surgical masks for my next wedding party.

2. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:
   May 3rd, 2009 at 8:17 am

   It was really blown out of proportion for it being pretty much just a Mexican import. Hell from the story they were mostly just kids that got it from their Mexico trip.

3. sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Says:
   May 3rd, 2009 at 10:31 am

   The likelihood of getting Hep C down south is about as great as getting the SWINE flu. Yes, I said SWINE. Screw H1N1.

   Love the surgical mask tho. Very clASSy. LOL

4. Karen (24 comments.) Says:
   May 3rd, 2009 at 2:31 pm

   love the song!!!!

   Karen’s last blog post..Rachel’s Bat Mitzvah

5. Zandor (75 comments.) Says:
   May 4th, 2009 at 3:43 pm

   Ha. The song was great.

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