Remember Hanky The Christmas Poo? This kinda looks like him accept more like a striped poop.

Hanky in his Christmas colours? That crazy poop.

Legs? Poop legs?

See way up there in the middle? Between the two poops? What’s THAT supposed to be?

Sexy poop?

Well, this post is totally going down the sh*tter. Pun intended, of course.

From the listing:

Sexy legs & a sugary top..
whats not to love love love..

Sexy Bomb Pop Doll is approx 18 inches tall and 7 fat..

..made of new & recycled materials..

I really want to say something about that new and recycled materials… but what can I say that I haven’t already?

Crap.

Thanks Kayte!

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9 Responses to “Now I Have That Poop Song Stuck In My Head…”

1. Karen Sugarpants Says:
   May 20th, 2009 at 9:33 pm

   okay i need to know WHAT in the HELL that is. poop pubes?

   

   sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Reply:
   May 20th, 2009 at 9:39 pm

   I added a part from the listing… though, it really doesn’t tell ya all that much more. LOL

   

   Karen Sugarpants Reply:
   May 20th, 2009 at 9:40 pm

   so is it the ’sugary top’ or the ‘love love love?’

   i. want. to. punch. a. crafter.

2. Lori Magno (46 comments.) Says:
   May 20th, 2009 at 10:37 pm

   Sexy. Bomb. Pop. Doll. Any of those words are fine and lovely – but together the description alone IS Craftastrophe! WTF is that thing? It’s too big to be a tree decoration. Too nonsensical for fiber art. Seriously SRSLY – what is that thing in the middle? {Voice of Captain Kirk: What is it?}

   Lori Magno’s last blog post..The Billy Stump

3. Kim (3 comments.) Says:
   May 20th, 2009 at 10:43 pm

   Well, at least it’s patriotic poop.

   Just in time for Memorial Day.

   God bless America.

   ; )

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4. 3LittleMonsters Says:
   May 21st, 2009 at 9:01 am

   vive la France!

5. Kristen Says:
   May 21st, 2009 at 9:26 am

   18 inches tall and 7 fat…

   Bahahaha
   Man, if my waist size were 36inches fat, I’d punch someone.
   BTW, unsexy legs. With that SRSLY WTF IS THAT black stuff? Yeah. Unsexy.

6. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:
   May 21st, 2009 at 1:51 pm

   i really dont know what this is. It looks like someone wanted to make an art doll and copped out after making the crap legs…. so they added a popsicle top. whoa.

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7. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:
   May 21st, 2009 at 7:44 pm

   looks like a sea urchin stuck on the butt, uh! that hurts!