You know, I’d love to think it’s really quaint this artist wants to paint my quim, but I think it’s a trick.
From the listing:
Celebrate your own beauty, and smile at the fact that when friends come over and compliment the painting they are complimenting your Vagina.
After purchasing send me a convo describing your Vagina: the shape of your inner and outer, colors, how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia, how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?
Send 4-5 pictures, all at similar but different angles, along with the description.Please allow 3-4 days for production.
Convo me with any questions <3
*shudder*
Is it wrong that I imagine Gunther behind this listing?
Thanks Kerrie!
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May 3rd, 2009 at 6:18 pm
who.buys.this.shit?
did you see all the sales?
maybe instead of invitations for birthday parties and bat mitzvahs, i should design a vulva line….inviting people to view vag?
May 3rd, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Oh, dear. That’s simply not good advertising for the artist or for the model.
But if don’t scroll down all the way and if you crop it just above the clit, it would make a decent landscape of a smoke signal fire on a distanct pueblo.
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May 3rd, 2009 at 7:17 pm
WTFingF?!
Seriously, there is some perv at the other end of that shop wringing his hands as he anticipates all the vag pictures coming his way.
I won’t even send a nudie pic to my husband cell so um, send it to someone in Teh Interwebs? OUT. OUT. OUT. No. Thank. you.
And Gunther? Totally HOT.
May 3rd, 2009 at 8:12 pm
the fact that you worked in a Gunther reference makes this great post just that much better.
May 3rd, 2009 at 8:46 pm
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May 3rd, 2009 at 9:26 pm
With all the details the artist wants why not just send a photo? Now if you want art suggestive of the vulva but with some class get yourself a nice Georgia O’Keefe print.
May 3rd, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Oh holy lord, I think I’ve gone blind.
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May 3rd, 2009 at 10:26 pm
OMFG that is the most disgustingly hilarious thing i have ever seen.
May 4th, 2009 at 12:41 am
I don’t. There’s just. The thing is that I…..It’s. It’s fucking PURPLE.
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May 4th, 2009 at 12:49 am
Good Lord. It’s cavernous!
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May 4th, 2009 at 7:43 am
That is one hairy butt hole.
May 4th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
They totally ripped that idea from a “Sex and the City” episode, only those paintings were a bit more abstract and really quite beautiful. Abstract is more what you want in a shot like that, I would think. I don’t want a hairy anus hanging in my dining room.
May 4th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
I’m sorry to be nit-picky, but it’s vulva, not vagina. The vagina is what’s inside, the vulva is what’s outside.
Not trying to be rude, but I just like for women to know the proper names for their body parts!
Karen Sugarpants Reply:
May 4th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
be nit-picky all you want. the artist wrote the listing (the quote in the blue box). I just called it other things entirely!
May 4th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
ha ha ha ha ha I laughed so hard at that video! I’ve seen that Vag painter on etsy too… Yes… Sure, I’ll just send you an e-mail describing my nether regions… pervert!
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May 4th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Eek. That just creepywrong.
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May 5th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Oh my goodness. Sounds like a trick to me too!
May 9th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Gustave Courbet already covered this subject with his painting “The Origin of Man” in the late 1800’s. He was ridiculed mercilessly. Where the hell do you hang a painting like this? Giggity Giggity Goo?