I try my damnedest not to think about death. I mean, I *just* turned 28, have two young and AWESOME kids and an AWESOME husband who just bought me a MacBook Pro for  my birthday – needless to say, things are alright at the moment.

Geez, Debbie Downer. This is supposed to be a FUNNY website. Get on with it already.

Sometimes thoughts arise and it can’t be helped. I’ve thought about what I would want for my funeral and reception but only in small details. Pink tulips, gerbera daisies and Norman Greenbaum’s Spirit in The Sky.

Oh, and booze. Lots and lots of booze.

One thing I have not thought about was my casket.

Frig, this really is a downer. There’s FUNNY, I PROMISE! Stick with me peeps.

A casket should be a personal decision, since well, you’re going to be in it a long time. Good thing I found this, because now I can cross that off my list too.

A wicker casket.

OH, HELLZ YES!!

I want mine to come with a carpet of flowers too.

Speaking of wicker, there are NOT enough crafts of wicker on this site. We definitely need more, because without wicker life is really dull.

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Look what Phil Hansen created with the grease of hamburgers:
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There’s nothing more classy and beautiful then a brooch made of pliable plastic horse’s butt.

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Wow!  You guys really love your Twitter!  It was neat to read all your comments and I went through and added you all throughout the day.

I’m sure you want to know who the winner is….

…but before I tell you the winner, I have to tell you some good news.

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Twitter users rejoice!  The lovely Lori of Moda di Magno Blog for Stylish Living is back and she has been busy!

First, she made a slew of Frail (Fail) Whale necklaces for y’all.

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