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Editor’s Note: In an effort to help our readers understand why we had recently moved hosting companies we are cross-posting this entry from my personal site, Temporarily Me. Our intentions being that the hosting company should be held accountable for their actions and to let it be known that when dealing with smaller sites, the repercussions can be similar, if not greater than that of a large website.  It’s important for corporations to note that a little compassion is exceedingly more beneficial than forgetting about the ‘little guy’, because eventually? That ‘little guy’ may not be so little and could turn into a political nightmare.

Compassion and understanding can mean far more than money or policies never will.

Sam

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It’s normal to hear varying degrees of discord from clients of different hosting companies, that’s really the nature of the beast. It goes for pretty much everything in life. Some love it and some hate it. We make our assumptions based on our personal feelings of someone else’s situation. You can choose to draw your own conclusions from this post I have no control over swaying your decision one way or another.

This is merely a one three six -sided account of what we’ve experienced while dealing with BlueHost regarding this one particular account.

For full disclosure I will tell you that I have not paid a red cent to BlueHost for service. I have had a site hosted through their web hosting via an account belonging to someone else. Also, I waited to post this until said site – as well as both Heather and Mike’s sites were removed from BlueHost service.

Now that the business is out of the way, let’s discuss.

I hate to go back to this day, but that’s where the story begins….

April 7th, the day that sweet Madeline passed away and the news was making waves around the internet, her parent’s sites were inundated with comments and visits of support from concerned people around the globe; so much so that BlueHost – their web hosting provider – couldn’t handle the amount of traffic arriving at The Spohrs Are Multiplying. Their only option was to suspend the account in order to re-instate service to the other sites on the shared hosting server.

When Meghan called trying get somewhere with a BlueHost support technician, she was told that the site was running outdated scripts (Heather had Wordpress 2.5+ running on her site at the time) and that it needed Super Cache. The plugin was apparently then installed by a BlueHost support technician then the site re-instated. Success!

But it was very short lived as the amount of load on the server increased, BlueHost again locked down the sites. Friends of the Spohrs swooped in hoping to help out by contacting BlueHost directly and asking, pleading that something be done for their sites so people could offer their condolences. A number of people were inundating their call lines and live chat with requests, which were all met with a cool “No” since none were able to provide the vital information needed for BlueHost to allow access to the account.

I, as well as Meghan, had that information – so I tried my hand at getting some help and made a call to their customer support. The support technician was for the most part, polite but not at all understanding of the situation. There was no way they were able to re-instate the Spohrs’ account. No way. No how. Not until all the traffic was diverted from the BlueHost server would they even consider turning the account back on. By this time both Heather and Mike’s site had been shut down for the second time.

I said to the lady, “Please? Anything? It’s not like they’re email spammers. They’ve lost a child and we’re trying to have the site available even just as a condolence page. Just the last post would be fine as a static page so people could still comment and leave a note for Heather and Mike. Something.”

The response was they cannot do that. Sorry. That’s the rules.

So you’re aware. BlueHost has a ‘three strikes you’re out’ policy when it comes to the number of times your site is suspended. Regardless of the reason for suspension you will be required to find hosting elsewhere after the third time the site adversely affects the other users on the same shared server. Despite our best efforts to get something up and running for Mike and Heather – or even the reason for the spike in traffic – BlueHost verbally notified me they would terminate the account based on this ‘three strikes’ rule should the surge of traffic crash the server again therefore could not activate the account.

I tried to purchase a package upgrade by changing the account’s credit card information to my own but was denied as they didn’t have another package option to offer. I tried to buy dedicated hosting, a virtual private server, even a chunk of a shared server – something – to move their sites to keep them up and running. I was coldly informed that BlueHost doesn’t offer those service and our only option was to find Heather’s site service elsewhere.

Section 7.02 Paragraph 3 of BlueHost.Com terms and services reads:

BlueHost.Com will make every commercially reasonable effort to provide additional resources to Subscribers who are using their website(s) consistent with these Terms, including moving Subscribers to newer and bigger shared servers as necessary. However, in order to ensure a consistent and quality experience for all Subscribers, BlueHost.Com does place automated safeguards to protect against any one site growing too quickly and adversely impacting the system until BlueHost.Com can evaluate said sites resource needs.

As far as I’m concerned they did not efficiently evaluate the site resources nor the previous years service Heather has had with their company. Based on the telephone conversation I had with the technician they were not even willing to attempt any rectification.

Prior to Maddie’s passing, Heather’s blog was a small to medium sized site with approximately 500 – 800 page views per day. Two days prior to April 7th there was 233 page views. I’m simply telling you this because Heather’s site was by no means a drain on their system, but under these extenuating circumstances BlueHost simply washed their hands of the site and their client, leaving Heather stranded without the only means she’s been able to express herself – to help herself grieve the loss of her daughter.

(Thankfully two wonderful people stepped in and offered their own dedicated server to host Heather’s site, for as long as it was needed, in order to allow Heather to post and friends and family to send love and support from afar.)

In the meantime, BlueHost’s political blunder and sloppy handling of this situation had been broadcast across Twitter leaving their president to try and pick up some pieces.

Pieces such as this one from Gary:  (the highlighted part was done by me)

From: Gary Dawkins, Bluehost Support Team <support@bluehost.com>
Date: Wed, Apr 8, 2009 at 7:07 PM
Subject: Re: [#YDF-67126-157] outraged

To: XXXXXXXXXX

The employee’s here at bluehost followed the correct procedures for an account that was causing problems on the server. Once a supervisor was notified of the “situation” that was going on that’s when they went out of their way to help by reactivating the account and even fixing the outdated version of wordpress that the customer had set up. The (sic) surely didn’t have to do this but did so because they had compassion for the customer’s circumstances. I’m sorry if other technicians were not as compassionate as you would have liked them to be, but they did follow company policies about the technical difficulties that were occurring at the time. Please have a great day and we are sorry for any misunderstanding.

They went out of their way? They were not as compassionate as you would have liked them to be? Really? Way to save face Gary.

And for the record: “when the supervisor was notified of the ’situation’ and went out of their way to help by reactivating the site and even fixing the out-dated version of Wordpress….” that was NOT done by BlueHost staff but instead by Jennifer and Bil when they moved Heather’s site to their personal dedicated server. Not only did BlueHost misrepresent their “help” by taking credit for someone else’s work, they LIED about it. They presumably thought they were talking to people who were not all that tech savvy and would be able to get away with misrepresenting their “support” of the site.

Additionally, when I logged into Heather’s site via FTP (file transfer protocol) I found that the SuperCache had not been installed either, just the .zip file of the plugin had been dumped in the root file of their domain (for non-techies: They did nothing except upload a file. It wasn’t even activated).

The DAY AFTER Maddie passed, the president of BlueHost (who is Matt Heaton, though Heather can’t confirm for sure if he is in fact the person that called, because well, she was a little pre-occupied – but KNOWS he identified himself as the President) called her at home. Though his call may have been made with good intentions, it was cold and based solely on a sad attempt to right their social blunder. Based on what Heather’s told me, Matt’s cold, canned response was a typical public relations nightmare recovery speech. It was a sorry-to-see-you-go-but-we’re-really-not-that-bad type call. Even though Heather had decided she was no longer using BlueHost’s service, this ill-timed phone call was final the deal breaker.

I understand that there are rules in place to protect the users of the shared server. These rules are typically meant to protect BlueHost subscribers from email spammers, as well as sites which have grown too large to be located on a small insufficient shared server. Heather’s site had grown in astonishing magnitude in a matter of hours due to Maddie’s passing, and though she had been a loyal subscriber for the better part of two years and had no previous issues with any of their domains, both Heather and Mike were treated as a nuisance and hindrance on BlueHost; Heather and I wholeheartedly believe that they paid any attention to this “situation” (as Gary called it) simply because of the negative comments flooding twitter and other social media sites. Had we not voiced our dissatisfaction with their handling of the site and service I truly believe they would not have thought twice about their hasty decision to shut down the sites of parents, who only hours before, had lost their daughter.

Why am I telling you all this? BlueHost should be held accountable for their actions. Not only did they provide inconsistent service to their clients, they lied: they made assumptions and, for the most part, misconstrued information. As a community it is our duty to make fellow users aware of these attempts at taking advantage of us.

Due to the amount of traffic Heather’s site has seen over the past month and a half, BlueHost would not have been able to handle the traffic anyway. The site had to be moved to accommodate the more than 10.7 MILLION hits and over 2 MILLION page views it’s seen since Maddie passed away. Regardless of this fact, the way BlueHost went about handling the situation was still less than stellar. They could have been upfront about the fact that they were no longer able to support the site, or maybe moved it to an empty or less populated server in the meantime while an alternative arrangement was made.

Maybe offered SUPPORT rather than wash their hands of the issue.

Would it have truly killed them to take a more compassionate route to fixing the issue? Probably not. Sure, there are rules – but rules are meant to be broken: and if the President of the company is going to take time out of his day to call and “apologize” for their mishandling of this account maybe he could have taken a moment to try and right it by allowing their site to move to a different server with less load or subscribers. How about reimbursing the Spohrs’ their fees for the trouble?  Even some sort of condolence would have likely been appreciated had it not been made out of desperation to stop the hateful twitters and negative reviews of BlueHost’s service.

Posted by sam {temptingmama} on May 22, 2009
Site Biznezz |
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Ted Nugent Approves Badazzled “Brief Jerky”

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Captain America Underoos, MOVE OVER!   After seeing this little diddy in our mailbox, I know exactly what to get the father of my spawn for Father’s Day.  Nothing says macho like sheathing your gristle missile in beef!  To bedazzle it only means you are VERY secure in your manhood.

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Nice racket.

Thanks to my sexy friend The Kaiser (who I could TOTALLY picture in these, he’s that goofy) and one of our favorite readers, Rebecca!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on
Penis Paraphernalia |
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Drunk Beaten Clam Art

About a week ago, Hilly wrote a post about people who get drunk and ruin things for everyone else.  That post seriously brought the LOLZ.   Said post referenced a party-goer’s ‘beaten clam:’

Somehow we got seated at a table with the loud drunk who kept interrupting the show, his equally loud and obnoxious wife and a lady who we shall call Griselda.  Now then, poor Dave was seated next to Griselda who, by the way, was a bit of a weatherd woman who has lost some of her teeth throughout the ages.  Apparently, she was wearing a skirt cut up to her thigh and kept giving Dave a show of her beaten clam every time she would move.

Later that same day I got this submission from Candace.

bad clam Drunk Beaten Clam Art

From the listing:

They say don’t eat raw clams they could be bad for you , but who new (sic) this is what they meant!
this naughty clam is smoking!! awful!! his name is BOB and he dosn’t like to be told what to do (much like my husband who is my inspiration)!

Ha.  Ha ha ha ha.  Here’s one dirty clam who isn’t going to prom.  Jam Out With Your Clam Out!

Beaten clam.

Can’t stop laughing.

Thanks Candace and Hilly for the laughs!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on May 21, 2009
CRAPtacular craftastrophes, Disturbing Things We Should Never Own |
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Now I Have That Poop Song Stuck In My Head…

Remember Hanky The Christmas Poo? This kinda looks like him accept more like a striped poop.

Hanky in his Christmas colours? That crazy poop.

bombpop Now I Have That Poop Song Stuck In My Head...

Legs? Poop legs?

See way up there in the middle? Between the two poops? What’s THAT supposed to be?

boompop Now I Have That Poop Song Stuck In My Head...

Sexy poop?

Well, this post is totally going down the sh*tter. Pun intended, of course.

bombpopi Now I Have That Poop Song Stuck In My Head...

From the listing:

Sexy legs & a sugary top..
whats not to love love love..

Sexy Bomb Pop Doll is approx 18 inches tall and 7 fat..

..made of new & recycled materials..

I really want to say something about that new and recycled materials… but what can I say that I haven’t already?

Crap.

Thanks Kayte!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on May 20, 2009
Fantastic Felt Up, Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit |
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My Skin Is Crawling

Can’t look away from the nipples. “You’ll shoot yer eye out kid.”

(more…)

Posted by Karen Sugarpants on May 19, 2009
CRAPtacular craftastrophes |
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