Are you eating? You may want to put that food down, just for a moment.
This is a great follow up to the pastthreeposts, particularly at about 1:39.
Enjoy the video, have a great weekend and Happy Mother's Day!
I honest to goodness asked for a family portrait for Mother's Day. Now I cringe at the thought.
You'll see why....
P.S. The more she says "hair" the more I want to punch her. Just sayin'.
Thanks Kathryn!
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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on May 8, 2009 @ 3:16 pm
30 Responses to “Looking For A Mother’s Day Gift? How About a Family Portrait?”
I was snickering at *hair basket* haha hair basket (what am I, a 12 year old boy?) But oh… then came the pubic hair petri dishes. Who collects the samples I wonder? And is THAT what she does with those scissors she carts around in her purse? And while we’re discussing other people’s pubes – where does one hang this kind of family portrait?
Most people might call the cops when they receive anonymous packets of pubic hair under their door….Ugh. Putting pubes in a petri dish doesn’t make them any more palatable. I’m not sure that there is anything that would make an excellent showcase for pubes, but a petri dish sure as hell isn’t it.
I think I may just cry. I’m horrified. I may need therapy….wait maybe that was my therapy. I realize now, I’m not a f*cking psycho. I work for a living. An honest job. Not making crazy f*cked up pieces of sh*t and collecting pubic hair. Thank you craftastrophe! I owe big time!
I couldn’t get past the dreadlock baskets and after seeing mentions of pubic hair in these comments, I’m glad my gag reflex worked so quickly and made me shut this thing off as soon as I saw those baskets. Hair makes me a little queasy when I find it anywhere but on a human head.
May 8th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
OH my goodness that is sooo nasty…. But so funny!!!! Maybe my husband will get me a family “portrait” for Mother’s Day!
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May 8th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
I am very concerned about what that jacket she’s wearing is made of!
May 8th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
“Dedicated to the blonde economy”. Dear lord.
FUCKING PUBIC HAIRS?!?!?! I had to turn the volume down when I realized she was about to say “pubic”. Ugh.
May 8th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
I was snickering at *hair basket* haha hair basket (what am I, a 12 year old boy?) But oh… then came the pubic hair petri dishes. Who collects the samples I wonder? And is THAT what she does with those scissors she carts around in her purse? And while we’re discussing other people’s pubes – where does one hang this kind of family portrait?
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May 8th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
I think we have discovered the only human being on planet Earth who is ‘thrilled’ when someone leaves a bag of pubic hair on her doorstep.
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May 8th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Most people might call the cops when they receive anonymous packets of pubic hair under their door….Ugh. Putting pubes in a petri dish doesn’t make them any more palatable. I’m not sure that there is anything that would make an excellent showcase for pubes, but a petri dish sure as hell isn’t it.
May 8th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
“I thought I would collect.. PUBIC HAIR”???? *straight face*
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May 8th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
uh…wow… just wow. I have to admit one of my favorite things is that awful furmanged coat she’s wearing the entire time. Ew…
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May 8th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
a pubic hair family portrait?
her therapist must be laughing her ass off while sipping from an umbrella drink in the Caribbean.
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May 8th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
It’s really a perfect companion piece to the toenail art. OMFG.
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May 8th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
I think I may just cry. I’m horrified. I may need therapy….wait maybe that was my therapy. I realize now, I’m not a f*cking psycho. I work for a living. An honest job. Not making crazy f*cked up pieces of sh*t and collecting pubic hair. Thank you craftastrophe! I owe big time!
May 8th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
pubic hair keepsakes…just what everyone needs…..
May 8th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
those hair baskets look like big, coiled turds. Wow.
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May 8th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
She should come over! I have a nice surprise waiting in the drain for her!
May 9th, 2009 at 12:31 am
I thought she was just an eccentric artsy type until pubes under glass. Bleh. And a lot of it was gray, so you know it must have been from old people.
May 9th, 2009 at 6:07 am
“And the conformity, you have to conform”
I stopped there, blinked, and then thought I could be an artist at that moment.
May 9th, 2009 at 10:21 am
So wait…that’s her family’s pubes? HER FAMILY?? Jesus.
May 9th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
OMG thanks for the warning to put down the food. This will help me with my diet for sure. Cause that totally turned my stomach. Yuck.
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May 9th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
I SO thought this was http://tinyurl.com/cn6qry
eww, eww,eww!
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May 9th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Wow. I so did not expect that to turn to the short and curly variety of hair. Uggh. How does one ask their parents for a pile of pubes?
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May 10th, 2009 at 2:03 am
Good grief. Is there no end to the “eccentricity” of “artists”?
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May 10th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Why would anyone even think this was OK?!
May 10th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
What a wingnut!
May 11th, 2009 at 6:17 am
Just why?
*shudder*
May 11th, 2009 at 9:51 am
This…just isn’t right.
May 12th, 2009 at 10:26 am
I couldn’t get past the dreadlock baskets and after seeing mentions of pubic hair in these comments, I’m glad my gag reflex worked so quickly and made me shut this thing off as soon as I saw those baskets. Hair makes me a little queasy when I find it anywhere but on a human head.
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May 12th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
I love how she referred to people as the “host bodies” for her hair collection. WTF is wrong with this woman??
May 13th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Hmmm. I never thought there’d be a market for my pubic hair.
May 14th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
OMG, I will never need Botox… my eyebrows rose so high when I saw that, I think they’re stuck that way forever.
May 17th, 2009 at 1:59 am
Oh. My. Hell.
There really are some things in this world that I’m better off not knowing about. That’s seriously whacked and not in any good way.