Now that I have sufficiently grossed you out with my last post, I wanted to show you how you can earn some sweet cash with the socks you're going to wreck while growing your very own crafting toenails.  Uncle Leo? Listen up. All you have to do is be proficient enough with a needle and thread to craft your self a rabbit doll.  The rabbit is a perfect pick because you can hide your toenail holes with her ears and no one will be the wiser! The best part?  You can sell her for THREE HUNDRED BUCKS! No, I'm not kidding. Not a toenail artist?  I'm sure you can find pantloads of socks at your local laundromat.  Good luck! Thanks Lily! {source}

4 Responses to “More Opportunity for Toenail Artists Worldwide! (Aren’t You Excited?)”

1. Karen (25 comments.) Says:
   May 2nd, 2009 at 6:06 pm

   sweeeeeet! only $300! such a steal.

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2. flutter (62 comments.) Says:
   May 2nd, 2009 at 6:38 pm

   what. the. crap.

   ok, that’s it. I am shitting in a ziplock and throwing it on ebay.

3. Jodee (6 comments.) Says:
   May 2nd, 2009 at 7:00 pm

   That is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. But I bet someone would pay $300 for it. =-)

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4. Andreanna Says:
   May 3rd, 2009 at 5:54 am

   I went to the site and read the description hoping it would enlighten me on why it was 300 dollars. It has a story to tell ok you made it what is the story. I need to know!!