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The Fight to End All Fights

Got a roommate or a sibling who you're constantly butting heads with? How about a significant other, or your spouse? Solve all your problems with a simple beat down a la penis.

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When I typically think of a c*ckfight this is not the image I conjure up. Not that I'm thinking of c*ckfights often. But, I have to say this is the best version of a c*ckfight I've ever seen. Not that I've ever even seen a c*ckfight.

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Ladies and Gentleman. LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMMBBLEEEE! {source}
Posted by sam {temptingmama} on May 14, 2009 @ 5:18 pm  

23 Responses to “The Fight to End All Fights”

  1. flickrlovr Says:

    oh man, those are fantastic.

  2. fidget (9 comments.) Says:

    OMG head adornments? Does it come with an option of steel balls?

    fidget’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday: Number 5

  3. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:

    for some reason these make me think of something I would find in a dead head shop or something. Also, why googly eyes? you go to all that trouble to crochet something and then glue a pair of freaking googly eyes on it?

    candace trew camling’s last blog post..Landfill Art Project

    Anna Reply:

    Not sure whether it helps to improve the whole thing, but I think those are buttons. :)

  4. Jenifer Says:

    OK, so how did you not have a comment about dick-heads in this post?

  5. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    BWahahahaha….I WANT.

  6. Lori Magno (46 comments.) Says:

    I think it is the first case of googly-eyes and angry mouth I’ve ever seen. Odd. Complex, but odd.

    Lori Magno’s last blog post..

    MikMonkey Reply:

    I believe those are actually buttons and white felt sewn on.

  7. Mrs. Flinger (4 comments.) Says:

    This would make a GREAT gift. :: cough :: Cough :: I’m gonna be seeing you soon. :)

    Mrs. Flinger’s last blog post..Happy (ish) Mother’s Day!

  8. Dynila (2 comments.) Says:

    Profoundly disturbing, yet funny.

    FTR, the eyes are double buttons, not googly-eyes.

    Dynila’s last blog post..Tuesday Tirade: Off Again!

  9. flutter (62 comments.) Says:

    that girl looks like a total dickhead.

    flutter’s last blog post..In this moment, I am well (or, what the hell is flutter on about, anyway?)

  10. Anna (5 comments.) Says:

    They’re… hats?!? Are they really HATS???

    Nothing like having ginormous testes dangling over your forhead, obstructing your view.

    *shudder*

  11. Justine (22 comments.) Says:

    I…just…why?

    And flutter beat me to a “dickhead” comment.

    But, if they’re going to look so upset, shouldn’t the balls be blue? Or the whole thing more, um, flaccid?

    Justine’s last blog post..Not Cool!!!!

  12. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:

    Oh man, I hope you don’t find the female version of this.

  13. Julianne Says:

    I was okay with this until I scrolled down and realized they were hats.

  14. Taylor Blue (91 comments.) Says:

    That is so funny. I wonder how the heck someone even thought of that? Cock fights…hee hee.

    Taylor Blue’s last blog post..A Look At Heath Ledger In The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus

  15. Mary @ Holy Mackerel (4 comments.) Says:

    My first reaction: What the hell?!

    Second reaction: That looks really warm and cuddly.

    Mary @ Holy Mackerel’s last blog post..I Got The Job!

  16. bjs1109 Says:

    Considering what we’ve seen over the last while, I think the crocheters really have to stop doing bad acid.

  17. Zandor (75 comments.) Says:

    They’re hats?!? In that first picture I thought they were just little stuffed things, but hats? Hmm….

    Zandor’s last blog post..Working at a police department

  18. CrochetQueen (1 comments.) Says:

    OMG it’s the Richard Cranium Twins , bwahahahahahaha. Good Job

    CrochetQueen’s last blog post..Yarn Shop News

  19. followthatdog (54 comments.) Says:

    Awesome. I want one, but I want it to be the biggest cock hat ever crocheted. I need everyone to know I am the biggest dickhead out there. Oh, wait. Nevermind.

    followthatdog’s last blog post..The things moms do

  20. CrazyHatSocietyLady (2 comments.) Says:

    Well first off I’d really like to say thank you for putting my hats up here on your site. I really appreciate that people enjoy them so much.
    Also, I’m happy to see so many people laughing at the penis hats lol.

    Ok thanks again and enjoy!!
    Heather

  21. Cyra Says:

    Now that’s what I call a cockfight!






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