The Fight to End All Fights

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When I typically think of a c*ckfight this is not the image I conjure up. Not that I'm thinking of c*ckfights often. But, I have to say this is the best version of a c*ckfight I've ever seen. Not that I've ever even seen a c*ckfight.


Ladies and Gentleman. LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMMBBLEEEE! {source}
Posted by sam {temptingmama} on May 14, 2009 @ 5:18 pm  

23 Responses to “The Fight to End All Fights”

  1. flickrlovr Says:

    oh man, those are fantastic.

  2. fidget (9 comments.) Says:

    OMG head adornments? Does it come with an option of steel balls?

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  3. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:

    for some reason these make me think of something I would find in a dead head shop or something. Also, why googly eyes? you go to all that trouble to crochet something and then glue a pair of freaking googly eyes on it?

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    Anna Reply:

    Not sure whether it helps to improve the whole thing, but I think those are buttons. :)

  4. Jenifer Says:

    OK, so how did you not have a comment about dick-heads in this post?

  5. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    BWahahahaha….I WANT.

  6. Lori Magno (46 comments.) Says:

    I think it is the first case of googly-eyes and angry mouth I’ve ever seen. Odd. Complex, but odd.

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    MikMonkey Reply:

    I believe those are actually buttons and white felt sewn on.

  7. Mrs. Flinger (4 comments.) Says:

    This would make a GREAT gift. :: cough :: Cough :: I’m gonna be seeing you soon. :)

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  8. Dynila (2 comments.) Says:

    Profoundly disturbing, yet funny.

    FTR, the eyes are double buttons, not googly-eyes.

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  9. flutter (62 comments.) Says:

    that girl looks like a total dickhead.

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  10. Anna (5 comments.) Says:

    They’re… hats?!? Are they really HATS???

    Nothing like having ginormous testes dangling over your forhead, obstructing your view.


  11. Justine (22 comments.) Says:


    And flutter beat me to a “dickhead” comment.

    But, if they’re going to look so upset, shouldn’t the balls be blue? Or the whole thing more, um, flaccid?

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  12. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:

    Oh man, I hope you don’t find the female version of this.

  13. Julianne Says:

    I was okay with this until I scrolled down and realized they were hats.

  14. Taylor Blue (91 comments.) Says:

    That is so funny. I wonder how the heck someone even thought of that? Cock fights…hee hee.

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  15. Mary @ Holy Mackerel (4 comments.) Says:

    My first reaction: What the hell?!

    Second reaction: That looks really warm and cuddly.

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  16. bjs1109 Says:

    Considering what we’ve seen over the last while, I think the crocheters really have to stop doing bad acid.

  17. Zandor (75 comments.) Says:

    They’re hats?!? In that first picture I thought they were just little stuffed things, but hats? Hmm….

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  18. CrochetQueen (1 comments.) Says:

    OMG it’s the Richard Cranium Twins , bwahahahahahaha. Good Job

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  19. followthatdog (54 comments.) Says:

    Awesome. I want one, but I want it to be the biggest cock hat ever crocheted. I need everyone to know I am the biggest dickhead out there. Oh, wait. Nevermind.

    followthatdog’s last blog post..The things moms do

  20. CrazyHatSocietyLady (2 comments.) Says:

    Well first off I’d really like to say thank you for putting my hats up here on your site. I really appreciate that people enjoy them so much.
    Also, I’m happy to see so many people laughing at the penis hats lol.

    Ok thanks again and enjoy!!

  21. Cyra Says:

    Now that’s what I call a cockfight!

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