Got a roommate or a sibling who you’re constantly butting heads with? How about a significant other, or your spouse? Solve all your problems with a simple beat down a la penis.
When I typically think of a c*ckfight this is not the image I conjure up.
Not that I’m thinking of c*ckfights often.
But, I have to say this is the best version of a c*ckfight I’ve ever seen.
Not that I’ve ever even seen a c*ckfight.
Ladies and Gentleman.
LET’S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMMBBLEEEE!
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May 14th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
oh man, those are fantastic.
May 14th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
OMG head adornments? Does it come with an option of steel balls?
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May 14th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
for some reason these make me think of something I would find in a dead head shop or something. Also, why googly eyes? you go to all that trouble to crochet something and then glue a pair of freaking googly eyes on it?
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Anna Reply:
May 15th, 2009 at 3:40 am
Not sure whether it helps to improve the whole thing, but I think those are buttons.
May 14th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
OK, so how did you not have a comment about dick-heads in this post?
May 14th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
BWahahahaha….I WANT.
May 14th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
I think it is the first case of googly-eyes and angry mouth I’ve ever seen. Odd. Complex, but odd.
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MikMonkey Reply:
May 14th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
I believe those are actually buttons and white felt sewn on.
May 14th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
This would make a GREAT gift. :: cough :: Cough :: I’m gonna be seeing you soon.
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May 14th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Profoundly disturbing, yet funny.
FTR, the eyes are double buttons, not googly-eyes.
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May 14th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
that girl looks like a total dickhead.
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May 15th, 2009 at 12:23 am
They’re… hats?!? Are they really HATS???
Nothing like having ginormous testes dangling over your forhead, obstructing your view.
*shudder*
May 15th, 2009 at 3:44 am
I…just…why?
And flutter beat me to a “dickhead” comment.
But, if they’re going to look so upset, shouldn’t the balls be blue? Or the whole thing more, um, flaccid?
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May 15th, 2009 at 5:23 am
Oh man, I hope you don’t find the female version of this.
May 15th, 2009 at 7:24 am
I was okay with this until I scrolled down and realized they were hats.
May 15th, 2009 at 8:03 am
That is so funny. I wonder how the heck someone even thought of that? Cock fights…hee hee.
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May 15th, 2009 at 9:31 am
My first reaction: What the hell?!
Second reaction: That looks really warm and cuddly.
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May 15th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Considering what we’ve seen over the last while, I think the crocheters really have to stop doing bad acid.
May 15th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
They’re hats?!? In that first picture I thought they were just little stuffed things, but hats? Hmm….
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May 15th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
OMG it’s the Richard Cranium Twins , bwahahahahahaha. Good Job
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May 16th, 2009 at 3:22 am
Awesome. I want one, but I want it to be the biggest cock hat ever crocheted. I need everyone to know I am the biggest dickhead out there. Oh, wait. Nevermind.
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May 18th, 2009 at 2:58 am
Well first off I’d really like to say thank you for putting my hats up here on your site. I really appreciate that people enjoy them so much.
Also, I’m happy to see so many people laughing at the penis hats lol.
Ok thanks again and enjoy!!
Heather
May 21st, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Now that’s what I call a cockfight!