About a week ago, Hilly wrote a post about people who get drunk and ruin things for everyone else
. That post seriously brought the LOLZ. Said post referenced a party-goer's 'beaten clam:'
Somehow we got seated at a table with the loud drunk who kept interrupting the show, his equally loud and obnoxious wife and a lady who we shall call Griselda. Now then, poor Dave was seated next to Griselda who, by the way, was a bit of a weatherd woman who has lost some of her teeth throughout the ages. Apparently, she was wearing a skirt cut up to her thigh and kept giving Dave a show of her beaten clam every time she would move.
Later that same day I got this submission from Candace.
From the listing:
They say don't eat raw clams they could be bad for you , but who new (sic) this is what they meant!
this naughty clam is smoking!! awful!! his name is BOB and he dosn't like to be told what to do (much like my husband who is my inspiration)!
Ha. Ha ha ha ha. Here's one dirty clam who isn't going to prom. Jam Out With Your Clam Out!
Can't stop laughing.
for the laughs!
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on May 21, 2009 @ 7:21 am