I don’t know that the head piece is even the best part. The rainbow feathered hat / wig / dead macaw mulched in a lawn mower and tossed on his head looks fun and intriguing… but I think I am totally taken in by the rainbow lipstick. LOL

Not to mention the reflection in the mirror showing the ginormous boobies he’s wearing.

At least… I think he’s a he…

From the listing:

These elaborate one-of-a-kind sculptural creations are made to order with durable construction. All feather headpieces come with matching feather eyebrows (you can eyelash glue them over your real brows).

Glue the eyebrows to my eyebrows? That’s just asking for trouble when they have to come off isn’t it?

Regardless, I am going to ask for the entire ensemble for this year’s Gay Pride Parade.

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Please know that I am not making fun of the gay community. I love gay people and pride parades!

Or I have a throat in my frog, or I’m in a frog throat, or something.

From the listing:

On the remote island of GrotenRa scientists have discovered a giant man eating frog. This frog has the unique ability to swallow a human whole, in one gulp. The frog will then digest the human’s body, however the human’s head and brain is left intact and continues to function inside the frog. The man inside the frog can apparently live for 200 years in this frogified state. It is unknown what effect this has on the human brain. Does the human begin to think for the frog, or does it desire to be free of its captor?

Creeeeepy!

Thanks Alana!

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This isn’t actually a chicken nugget, but it plays one on television.

From the listing:

Citrine is known as a “success” stone because it is said in folklore to promote success and abundance, especially in business and commerce. Placing a cluster or crystal of citrine in ones cash box has produced more income for the merchant. It not only assists the merchant in acquiring wealth, but helps to maintain a state of wealth. Its lore also says that it enhances mental clarity, confidence, happiness and will power. Citrine is purported to bring good fortune, sometimes in very unexpected ways. Citrine is also a good general protection stone according to crystal healing lore. It is said to alleviate depression and self-doubt, and diminish irrational mood swings due to the effect of mental clarity it has. In traditional folklore and crystal healing lore it is said to aid the digestion and eliminate nightmares that disturb one’s sleep.

Do you want fries with that?

Thanks StumpTown Crafts!

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Because that cold, dank craft room in the basement of the psych hospital can be a lonely place for a doll like this.  I love how one of the dolls is made out of a vodka bottle.  That is awesome, squared.

Thanks Rebecca!

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If this person actually gets $1850 for these sculptures made of dryer lint, I’ll be saving mine for years to come.  I’m sure I could make the likeness of Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake or maybe just Verne Troyer, depending on how long I wanna save lint for.

Lint Girl looks sad.  Maybe because her head is too heavy for her linty neck. 

Thanks Tanya!

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