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Sweet Baby Jesus, There’s MORE!?

Remember Teraline?

Ya, I was trying to forget her too. Then, as I perused the archives of our Craftastrophe emails I came across this birdbrain.

It’s okay to call her that,  she doesn’t mind. I asked.

She’s a bit squirrely… but lovable all the same.

squirrel-skull-doll

She’s a member of the Fae Protectorate, a disciple in all the ways of tiny-fighting, and yet such a glamorous maven of sensuality and fashion.

“disciple in all the ways of tiny-fighting”? So is my ten-month-old. That kid can throw down like nobody’s business.

Yet another way our human errors have attached themselves to the aether, this little fairy darling took it a step too far and traded in her wings and weapons for a pair of boots and a shiny dress.

Wha?

Although mistaken in her racial identity, don’t think for a second that she’s lost her fairy abilities. She’ll just as likely stick her high heel through your eye as kiss you. I don’t know which one would be worse…

Well, if I had one eye then I could wink and tada! she’s gone!

One of a kind art doll comes with handmade dress, boots and accessories. Her ‘hair’ is coyote fur and glass beads, and her head is squirrel.

Mmmmm. Squirrel skull. It’s what’s for breakfast.

DOES NOT come with demon skull prop. You CAN order a demon skull prop, convo me.

Damn! The skull prop is what sold me on this fairy-like goddess. *snicker*  Kinda like the Coffee Fairy, *link NSFW* only not.

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Thanks Chris!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on April 1, 2009 @ 3:21 pm  

5 Responses to “Sweet Baby Jesus, There’s MORE!?”

  1. nutty mummy (1 comments.) Says:

    Sorry… but… but just WHY???????

  2. nutty mummy (2 comments.) Says:

    But why??????

    I am still thinking that I’m sure I prefer just a normal doll….?!?! And I don’t even like dolls really…

    nutty mummy’s last blog post..Protected: April Fools

  3. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    it’s riding a skull. does that mean it is skull-fucking? ROFL. I slay me.

    candace trew camling (134 comments.) Reply:

    you slay all the rest of us too!!

    candace trew camling’s last blog post..Illustration Friday – Poise (Color Version)

  4. Zandor (75 comments.) Says:

    Seriously? Squirrel skull? Coyote fur? Why?

    Zandor’s last blog post..22 candles to blow out.

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