Imagine it: you bring your precious new baby home after a couple of days in the hospital, and your man has told you he has decorated the nursery himself!

You walk into the tiny bedroom and find…

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Up here in Southwestern Ontario, it’s still frackin’ cold out.   Which is why when reader Amanda emailed this jazzy find, I actually cheered!   Mother Nature obviously didn’t get the memo that spring sprung, ohhhh 3 weeks ago and it should be SUNNY and WARM.

Instead, I’m walking around with this on my head to keep my nose warm:

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Us?  We’ll be spending time with family, drinking too much and pretending we’re good enough for our in-laws.

Thanks for a great first quarter in 2009.

*smooch*

Karen & Sam

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Oh Easter Bunny….I don’t know what to do!

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It’s time for another Craftastrophe giveaway but this time we’re giving back to our readers courtesy of EdenFantasys! Which means it’s time to get your freak on!

Ever worry about your child / parent / friend finding your sex toy? Well fear not because now you can disguise it as a sushi roll!

Or a lobster?

Or how about the ever popular Flying Spaghetti Monster, who made an appearance here once before?

You could use one to store the very popular G-spot Gemstone (though, it may be too pretty to hide in one of these).

How about showing your pride by snuggling your prized possession in a patriotic cozy?

Keep your toy warm in a Canadian flag cozy – especially if it’s one of these gorgeous steel toys because seriously? You don’t want that stuff stickin’.

Monsters scare little kids. Monsters with mohawks and button eyes would surely scar an ankle biting snooper.

For those more hardcore players, here’s his and hers totes to attempt to conceal this behemoth carry hide your 10″ TEX.

A tote for her:

Or how about a manbag for him – created from used Star Wars bed sheet. HAWT.

Giveaway Rules

1. Visit EdenFantasys.com and peruse the site.
2. Tell us, in the comments, the most interesting item you found.
3. Only one entry per person, but twitter the following to receive an extra entry:

@craftastrophe is giving you the chance to win something special from #edenfantasys I entered and so should you -  http://bit.ly/pui7K

Giveaway closes Monday April, 13 2009 at 12:00pm EST.

Winner will be chosen via the old name in a hat routine and selected by my three year old son. Appropriate, right?

What do you win?

The Cone

Designed for him and her, you can use it for solo exploration or during partner play for even more fun. With a powerful 3 volt, 300 rpm motor, the 16 built-in functions vary the vibration speed and frequency up to 30Hz, with a powerful “orgasm button” for those who are impatient.

Good luck!