Imagine it: you bring your precious new baby home after a couple of days in the hospital, and your man has told you he has decorated the nursery himself!

You walk into the tiny bedroom and find…

(insert movie trailer voice here)
…nothing like you imagined….
…in a world, where the success of an industry depends on the creativity of a few….
…greatness must be recognized…

…behold….

…a mobile of epic proportions…

…the stripper mobile:

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15 Responses to “My Blood Runs Cold, My Memory Has Just Been Sold”

1. deb on the rocks (61 comments.) Says:
   April 15th, 2009 at 8:15 am

   Want.

2. daysgoby (12 comments.) Says:
   April 15th, 2009 at 8:20 am

   Um, good GOD.

   I would suddenly be single, I think.

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3. sam {temptingmama} (164 comments.) Says:
   April 15th, 2009 at 8:42 am

   Now I have that song in my head. LOL

   Stripper mobile? I am sooooo buying that for my baby’s crib.

4. Kristen Says:
   April 15th, 2009 at 8:56 am

   I kind of really like that. It speaks to my inner dude.

5. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:
   April 15th, 2009 at 9:52 am

   I love that mobile! For my office. If I put that in the babies room they would surely end up on the pole.

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6. RubyTuesday Says:
   April 15th, 2009 at 2:46 pm

   its more pin-up girl than stripper though

7. James Bong (Really) Says:
   April 15th, 2009 at 5:14 pm

   Those aren’t strippers, those are classic Vargas pinup girls! I need that mobile for my garage!

8. Lola Says:
   April 15th, 2009 at 5:26 pm

   I’m pretty sure that it is Bettie Page not strippers. Look at the bangs…

9. Whitney G (3 comments.) Says:
   April 15th, 2009 at 6:25 pm

   Yep, those are Vargas pinups. My dad raised me on classic pinups, and the obsession continues to this day. I totally want this mobile.

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10. Lori Anderson (1 comments.) Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    OK, that is all sorts of wonderful.

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11. Secret Mom Thoughts (3 comments.) Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    Now my husband wants to hang that over our bed.

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12. Annie Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    Those are pin-up girls and in the olden days, adults had mobile’s in their homes.

    My OB-GYN had a mobile by his front reception desk, it was little stick people and the stick men had stick penis’s and the stick women had a hold-punch crotch.

13. Mrs. Tantrum (9 comments.) Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 8:22 am

    I have been struggling as to what to buy for my son’s birthday on Monday, when he turns 5, and this my lovelies, is IT. Perfect for now, because he has professed his love of all ladies with “BOOBIES” and for later when he is a man, and still will love “BOOBIES.” I cannot think of a better way to spend $9,999 dollars. SERIOUSLY.

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14. michelle (22 comments.) Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 9:43 am

    Annie, you have a totally rockin’ OB!

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15. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:
    April 23rd, 2009 at 8:10 am

    Am I the only one seeing Homer Simpson with breastestes and a long stream of blood shooting out of the top of his head?