I think there’s a third leg joke in there somewhere. See what I did there? Sock Monkey? Third Leg?
Oh piss off.
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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on April 1, 2009 @ 8:15 am
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April 1st, 2009 at 9:13 am
Mr. Johnson? She’s a creative lady that one.
He’s more like a chair since he’s got a tail, too. LOL
WHY? Where would you even hide that thing when the parents or in-laws come over? Just throw a pair of boxer shorts on him I suppose?
April 1st, 2009 at 9:20 am
OMG! Why is it life size??!?!?
*shudder*
April 1st, 2009 at 10:46 am
yeah… didn’t get the life size thing until I scrolled down… whaaaa?
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April 1st, 2009 at 11:10 am
Uah! And I thought Mr. Foster was ugly:
http://www.knitpicks.com/images/email/BE090223.jpg
but Mr. Johnson is really bizarre
April 1st, 2009 at 11:43 am
dear god WHY?!?
April 1st, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Can’t stop laughing!
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April 1st, 2009 at 12:48 pm
NONONONONONONONONO
April 1st, 2009 at 1:49 pm
I really think the most disturbing part is that he is adult sized! CREEPY! I wonder if she cuddles him at night?
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April 1st, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Holy hell, that thing is crocheted. I have crocheted many funky things in my life, but a gigantic, anatomically correct sock monkey was never on my radar.
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April 1st, 2009 at 8:37 pm
What? That is life size? Wow. I thought it was kind of odd in the first picture. When I scrolled down and saw the size it was wierd times ten.
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April 1st, 2009 at 9:30 pm
That is just wrong on SO many different levels.
April 2nd, 2009 at 8:11 am
What gets me is the smiling face of that lady holding the monkey with a big Johnson….that just freaks me out in so many ways.
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April 2nd, 2009 at 7:13 pm
[...] Question your faith in God and all that is pure and right within your universe with Mr. Johnson! [...]
April 6th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
I don’t like the look on Mr. J’s face.
He’s gonna come alive and kill me in my sleep!
April 7th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
If you don’t handle it well, that penis along can cause concussion.
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