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sockmonkey01 Meet Mr. Johnson (NSFW)

I think there’s a third leg joke in there somewhere.  See what I did there?  Sock Monkey?  Third Leg?

Oh piss off.

mrjohnson Meet Mr. Johnson (NSFW)

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on April 1, 2009 @ 8:15 am  

15 Responses to “Meet Mr. Johnson (NSFW)”

  1. sam {temptingmama} (143 comments.) Says:

    Mr. Johnson? She’s a creative lady that one.

    He’s more like a chair since he’s got a tail, too. LOL

    WHY? Where would you even hide that thing when the parents or in-laws come over? Just throw a pair of boxer shorts on him I suppose?

  2. LoBeLa Says:

    OMG! Why is it life size??!?!?
    *shudder*

  3. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:

    yeah… didn’t get the life size thing until I scrolled down… whaaaa?

    candace trew camling’s last blog post..Illustration Friday – Poise

  4. frieda Says:

    Uah! And I thought Mr. Foster was ugly:

    http://www.knitpicks.com/images/email/BE090223.jpg

    but Mr. Johnson is really bizarre

  5. LittleMonsters Says:

    dear god WHY?!?

  6. WM (6 comments.) Says:

    Can’t stop laughing!

    WM’s last blog post..Look Mom, Barbie sprained her Crotch

  7. Dawn Says:

    NONONONONONONONONO

  8. Tracy Lee (12 comments.) Says:

    I really think the most disturbing part is that he is adult sized! CREEPY! I wonder if she cuddles him at night?

    Tracy Lee’s last blog post..I finished my first swap!

  9. Sabra (6 comments.) Says:

    Holy hell, that thing is crocheted. I have crocheted many funky things in my life, but a gigantic, anatomically correct sock monkey was never on my radar.

    Sabra’s last blog post..Finished that darned halter top.

  10. Zandor (74 comments.) Says:

    What? That is life size? Wow. I thought it was kind of odd in the first picture. When I scrolled down and saw the size it was wierd times ten.

    Zandor’s last blog post..Birthday list 09

  11. Melissa Says:

    That is just wrong on SO many different levels.

  12. Taylor Blue (81 comments.) Says:

    What gets me is the smiling face of that lady holding the monkey with a big Johnson….that just freaks me out in so many ways.

    Taylor Blue’s last blog post..House Gets Fooled

  13. Craftastrophe, Showcasing Unusual Crafts & Handmade Items Says:

    [...] Question your faith in God and all that is pure and right within your universe with Mr. Johnson! [...]

  14. Bree Says:

    I don’t like the look on Mr. J’s face.

    He’s gonna come alive and kill me in my sleep!

  15. Carl (1 comments.) Says:

    If you don’t handle it well, that penis along can cause concussion.

    Carl’s last blog post..If You Are Not Horny, Please Die.

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