I think there’s a third leg joke in there somewhere.  See what I did there?  Sock Monkey?  Third Leg?

Oh piss off.

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15 Responses to “Meet Mr. Johnson (NSFW)”

1. sam {temptingmama} (143 comments.) Says:
   April 1st, 2009 at 9:13 am

   Mr. Johnson? She’s a creative lady that one.

   He’s more like a chair since he’s got a tail, too. LOL

   WHY? Where would you even hide that thing when the parents or in-laws come over? Just throw a pair of boxer shorts on him I suppose?

2. LoBeLa Says:
   April 1st, 2009 at 9:20 am

   OMG! Why is it life size??!?!?
   *shudder*

3. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:
   April 1st, 2009 at 10:46 am

   yeah… didn’t get the life size thing until I scrolled down… whaaaa?

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4. frieda Says:
   April 1st, 2009 at 11:10 am

   Uah! And I thought Mr. Foster was ugly:

   http://www.knitpicks.com/images/email/BE090223.jpg

   but Mr. Johnson is really bizarre

5. LittleMonsters Says:
   April 1st, 2009 at 11:43 am

   dear god WHY?!?

6. WM (6 comments.) Says:
   April 1st, 2009 at 12:22 pm

   Can’t stop laughing!

   WM’s last blog post..Look Mom, Barbie sprained her Crotch

7. Dawn Says:
   April 1st, 2009 at 12:48 pm

   NONONONONONONONONO

8. Tracy Lee (12 comments.) Says:
   April 1st, 2009 at 1:49 pm

   I really think the most disturbing part is that he is adult sized! CREEPY! I wonder if she cuddles him at night?

   Tracy Lee’s last blog post..I finished my first swap!

9. Sabra (6 comments.) Says:
   April 1st, 2009 at 4:06 pm

   Holy hell, that thing is crocheted. I have crocheted many funky things in my life, but a gigantic, anatomically correct sock monkey was never on my radar.

   Sabra’s last blog post..Finished that darned halter top.

10. Zandor (74 comments.) Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    What? That is life size? Wow. I thought it was kind of odd in the first picture. When I scrolled down and saw the size it was wierd times ten.

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11. Melissa Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    That is just wrong on SO many different levels.

12. Taylor Blue (81 comments.) Says:
    April 2nd, 2009 at 8:11 am

    What gets me is the smiling face of that lady holding the monkey with a big Johnson….that just freaks me out in so many ways.

    Taylor Blue’s last blog post..House Gets Fooled

13. Craftastrophe, Showcasing Unusual Crafts & Handmade Items Says:
    April 2nd, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    [...] Question your faith in God and all that is pure and right within your universe with Mr. Johnson! [...]

14. Bree Says:
    April 6th, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    I don’t like the look on Mr. J’s face.

    He’s gonna come alive and kill me in my sleep!

15. Carl (1 comments.) Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    If you don’t handle it well, that penis along can cause concussion.

    Carl’s last blog post..If You Are Not Horny, Please Die.