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Jam Out With Your Clam Out

Well hi there if you're coming from Boing Boing!  We're thrilled they linked to us and that you are here.  Did you know that YOU are our new favorite reader? You should stick around.  Take a look in the archives to see the plethra of craftastrophes we have posted since we started this site.  Once we've made you laugh until you pee your pants, please subscribe to our feed and follow us on Twitter.  If that isn't enough to turn you on, you have a chance to win a sex toy from Eden's Fantasy's here.  Now, on with the Vulva-licious post you came here for.... Prom is a special time for a girl; for many it signifies the transition to adulthood with a little Bow Chicka Wow Wow in a hotel room. Prom night is the new wedding night. Take note. Who the hell am I kidding!? That was so like 1980; kids are far more apt to do "It" anywhere these days. Billy's car in the driveway outside her parent's house? No problem! Jake's pool while his parents lounge on the deck? Sure! Whatever. I digress. So picture it boys. Your hands are clammy with sweat as you approach the door. Before ringing the bell (Get it? Ring the bell? Gawd, I'm funny.) you wipe those sweaty palms down the legs of your pants. Your date's dad comes to the door, shotgun in hand and asks you a million questions, none of which you hear because over dad's shoulder you see her coming down the stairs. A smile crosses your face because you know tonight's The Night: you got That Feeling as soon as you saw her in this:

vagina-gown

Nothing screams I'm losing my virginity tonight with a horny jock in the front seat of his car like a dress outfitted with LABIA.

There's a little back story about this one. Apparently it's gotten back to the original site that THERE'S A VAGINA ON THE FRONT OF THIS PROM DRESS! and they've edited the photo to remove the VAGINA.

It's now changed to this:

untitled

Which now clearly shows that the vagina as crawled back up inside - like a  snail retreats into its shell when it feels attacked.

But now I question if the actual dress design has been altered or the unknowing purchaser of said dress will find out there are VAGINA LIPS on her dress once it's purchased and received?

Because really? The name just says it all: Sweetheart Asymmetrical Satin Prom / Evening Dress? Why not Satin Prom Dress a la Vag?

Poor unsuspecting Suzie had no idea that she would literally Jam Out With Her Clam Out at prom this year.

Thanks Mom-O-Matic!!

{ source / original site }

Posted by sam {temptingmama} on April 2, 2009 @ 4:37 pm  

40 Responses to “Jam Out With Your Clam Out”

  1. foolery (5 comments.) Says:

    Oh.
    My.
    GAHHHHHHHHHH.

    Can’t believe they didn’t NOTICE?!

    Also, your post tile almost KILLED me. : )

    foolery’s last blog post..I Can Haz Threesome?

  2. JuiaD Says:

    So,i love your site and all, but this was totally posted first on dlisted.com . I’m kinda surprised that you would rip it off. :(

    <3,
    Julia

    sam {temptingmama} (164 comments.) Reply:

    Well, actually. It was first posted on the ORIGINAL site – Light Box.

    Then posted at Best Week Ever – which we’ve sourced above.

    I’ll let your spam link stay since I love DListed.

    Thanks for stopping by! ;)

    Judy Reply:

    rip it off? umm, isn’t the spreading of news/humor the whole point of bloggin’?

    mdh Reply:

    we should hope so, but sometimes we’re just monkeys with keyboards.

    some more than others.

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  4. jen (1 comments.) Says:

    I about spit wine on the computer reading this…and had to share on my own blog. This is terribly funny and I can’t believe no one caught it before going to print. The poor model…LOL

    jen’s last blog post..Bullseye!

  5. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:

    JuiaD – I think you may be missing the point of viral internet.

    Love the title!

    Lotta’s last blog post..Lust In Their Hearts And Their Armpits

  6. flutter (62 comments.) Says:

    your title made me absolutely piss myself.

    flutter’s last blog post..10 irrefutable facts that you are old and your mind is slipping

  7. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:

    i want to do prom all over again just for this dress….

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  8. mommypie (4 comments.) Says:

    Jam out with yer Clam out?!?

    BAHAHAHAHA!

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  9. lizardlips Says:

    Love the title “Jam Out With Your Clam Out”. HEE!

  10. Kathy Says:

    The site that’s selling that dress put the original picture back up there. Apparently they feel that pink satin vaginas will sell prom gowns…

    mdh Reply:

    they sure do drive the Tux rental market.

    just sayin’

  11. yolanda Says:

    Original sales post If you take a peek at lightinthebox.com you’ll see they have not edited the dress image. It’s still there in all it’s pinkly glory.

  12. Amy (4 comments.) Says:

    Great title. Well nothing sells quite like sex…

    Amy’s last blog post..What the Hail?!

  13. Joie at Canned Laughter (8 comments.) Says:

    “…the vagina as crawled back up inside – like a snail retreats into its shell when it feels attacked.”

    It’s brilliant prose like this that keeps me addicted. However, I believe I will now put a GPS tracker, spy cam and a device that acts as a bullhorn for his mother’s voice on my son before sending him out to Prom next month.
    Consider your post a public service message.

    Joie at Canned Laughter’s last blog post..Sleep Deprivation

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  15. Zandor (75 comments.) Says:

    I have seen this in a few places and each time I saw it I wondered if/when it would end up here. Also, I agree with the other people that the title is great.

    Zandor’s last blog post..22 candles to blow out.

  16. kat Says:

    that is so funny! I will never understand how some products make it past testing when they so obviously resemble “private parts”.

  17. Ingie Says:

    Did anyone else notice how bizarrely apt the name of the website is : “Light in the Box”.
    hmmmm.

  18. Mrs. V (1 comments.) Says:

    Jen pointed me your way. I’m glad she did. Very funny. Thanks for the grins. :)

    Mrs. V’s last blog post..Spring Break

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  20. elek tolman Says:

    haha that dress looks like it has a vagina

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  22. M toThe M Says:

    Well, it does say light in the box.

  23. anonymouse Says:

    Is this the same marketing ploy they used with the last Metallica album? Because really, if anything looks like a big hairy vagina…
    http://www.metal-online.com/de/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/metallica-death-magnetic.jpg

  24. Alfred Says:

    what are you’se merkin at?

  25. ET Says:

    If you are going to discuss female anatomy please keep your names straight. Vagina is not labia. Vagina is never visible.
    But – hey- we could get testicles and penis mixed up, too.

  26. gadiv Says:

    This is my favorite dress ever. Does it come in men’s sizes?

  27. Jenny, Bloggess (9 comments.) Says:

    Pure. Awesomeness.

    Jenny, Bloggess’s last blog post..If I get fired before my last day of work I’m totally going to act out that scene from Jerry Maguire when security comes. Not that “Show me the money” scene. The one where he rides off in a jet and is all “That’s right, Iceman. I *am* dangerous” and then he makes out with Val Kilmer. I may be confusing my Tom Cruise movies. I’ll probably just yell “Wolverines” instead.

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  29. epiphenita (6 comments.) Says:

    I don’t like repeater comments but this post title is too fucking brilliant. Standing ovation here.

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  31. Tracy-40 (1 comments.) Says:

    Holy cow, how would you like to place your lips on those lips!!!!

  32. kittenpie (2 comments.) Says:

    This is really what the Monica Lewinsky stain dress ought to have been.

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  33. Pink Pussy Says:

    I think I see the light in the box they are referring to…

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  35. Bobby Says:

    I accidentally the whole dress… what should I do?

  36. urban bohemian (1 comments.) Says:

    I have to know what the coordinating tuxedo must look like. I bet it has a very distinctive cummerbund.*

    * Wow, I just cracked myself up typing cummerbund. I love the English language sometimes.

    urban bohemian’s last blog post..random: ow ow ow ow, we hate you, ow ow ow!






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