Oh Easter Bunny….I don’t know what to do!

My mother made me a decoration out of tampons!

So I made her one too.  She made me go see some strange men in white coats.

I made some magnets but Mama still thought I needed some help from The Land of Pharmaceuticals.

The Shock Therapy Doctor was very nice.  Nice and blurry.

I was feeling trippy and at this point I wasn’t allowed any sharp objects.  So I felted these ghost bunnies.  At night, they perform as a Ska Band on the East Side.

My head hurts.

Easter Bunny, Easter Bunny…why aren’t you saying anything?  What should I doooo???!!!  Should I run away?  Will you come with me?  Answer me, Easter Bunny!

Stupid girl.  I can’t hear a f*cking word you just said because you snarfed off my ears 2 days ago.

Thanks to Kemp, Katie, Betty, Diamond Seed, and Days Go By

Sources:  Hanging dead bunnies, Autopsy Bunny, Tampon Bunny, This bunny needs a nurse, Bunny & Girl Card, Skeleton Bunny Magnets, Ska Ghost Bunnies.

12 Responses to “Happy Easter, Psycho!”

1. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:
   April 11th, 2009 at 4:37 pm

   knitted/felted blood? fiber arts blood. LOVE! IT!

   candace trew camling’s last blog post..A Spring ACEO

2. Tracy Lee (12 comments.) Says:
   April 11th, 2009 at 4:44 pm

   Tampon crafts? Sadly, I would love to see more!

   Tracy Lee’s last blog post..Spritekin, the Kappa.

   

   epiphenita (6 comments.) Reply:
   April 11th, 2009 at 7:15 pm

   I once made tampon snowmen ornaments. They were awesome. I also made tampon candles for my menopause party. Those things burn like a motherfucker…all wick, they are.

   epiphenita’s last blog post..back by popular demand: the easter menu

3. Dawn Says:
   April 11th, 2009 at 4:57 pm

   I remember seeing a tampon angel ornament some time ago. It was creepy lol.

4. daysgoby (12 comments.) Says:
   April 11th, 2009 at 6:41 pm

   *snarf* Is it wrong that I thought the girl was punching out the chocolate bunny on the card?

   daysgoby’s last blog post..swanee river

5. epiphenita (6 comments.) Says:
   April 11th, 2009 at 7:19 pm

   hey, those three white rabbits are in blackface! racist crafter.

   epiphenita’s last blog post..back by popular demand: the easter menu

6. Kelley @ Magnetoboldtoo (15 comments.) Says:
   April 11th, 2009 at 9:05 pm

   Totally made my day.

   Just add some zombies and I will be squeeing all over the place.

   Kelley @ Magnetoboldtoo’s last blog post..The true meaning of the season.

7. Bree Says:
   April 12th, 2009 at 1:21 pm

   The bunny ornament, with the egg stuffed up it’s mouth, actually gave me the creeps… And made me giggle. Oddly.

8. Kit Says:
   April 12th, 2009 at 9:29 pm

   I have to say I’m kind of in love with the dissected bunny one. Now that would make biology class more interesting!

9. followthatdog (54 comments.) Says:
   April 14th, 2009 at 1:20 am

   What the hell do these people have against bunnies??? I might need the pharmaceuticals to sleep tonight after seeing that.

   followthatdog’s last blog post..On vacation

10. Michelle-WT Mom (1 comments.) Says:
    April 14th, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    I love the tampon crafts. The tampon easter bunny is a fave on my blog.

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