Scariest bunny ever. Ok, maybe a close second to a friend of mine in college who was the Easter bunny at the local country club where he grew up. One of the kids got real rude and says “Hey! You’re not the Easter bunny! You’re a guy!” and my friend leaned his giant bunny head with the giant artificial bunny smile over to the kid and says in a menacing voice “shut up kid or I’ll kick your ass.” From a distance it looked like the bunny was snuggling in for a good photo. The kid suddenly went silent.
He also had photos of the “Easter bunny” picking through the country club dumpsters with the captions “What the Easter Bunny does the other 364 days of the year”
Aaah, good times.