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Hopefully Granny Remembers Her Teeth

Once in high school a friend and I were rooting through The Junk Drawer in her kitchen for something which I can't recall. There was the typical crap - shoe laces, batteries, cards, et cetera, et cetera. I lifted an old birthday / holiday / something card and beneath it? A big ol' set of dentures. Is it still considered a set even if it's only a top or a bottom? Because this one only one pallet of teeth. After I recovered from the initial shock of Teeth! in a Drawer! I about peed my pants in a fit of giggles. Why am I telling you about this? Because these reminded me how creepy I find dentures to be

denture-soap

Looks like an innocent pair of dentures, right?

Looks can be deceiving because these bad boys are SOAP.

*blink*

*blink*

*stare*

*blink*

*blink*

Yes. Soap.

*blink*

*blink*

Right now, you're totally thinking about scrubbing your body clean with a set of teeth, aren't you?

Yup. You are. I knew it.

denture-soap-glass

What if you had dentures AND denture soap.

Now, wouldn't that suck to toss this set of chompers in your mouth by accident?

Thanks Jessica!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on April 29, 2009 @ 7:52 pm  

7 Responses to “Hopefully Granny Remembers Her Teeth”

  1. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:

    this just makes me groan… How many more crafters have to make soap out of shit like this…? seriously? could someone make me a cicada soap or a lipstick soap or something? I might actually buy that…

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  2. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    So. Gross!

  3. Noadi (10 comments.) Says:

    candace trew camling: You mean like this http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19766246

    I find the denture soap fun but I’m weird like that.

  4. Anna Says:

    I think I have an idea where the mold for this came from:
    http://www.worldwidefred.com/frozensmiles.htm

    I wouldn’t want to wash my hands with … teeth.
    Some of the other soaps from her shop look rather cute, though.

  5. gianna Says:

    ahahahha
    gives a whole new meaning to:
    clean your mouth out with soap!

  6. Kim Says:

    I find them hilarious. They’d make a great gag gift for an Over The Hill Birthday party or for anyone you know graduating from Dental School.

  7. Jenn (1 comments.) Says:

    I confess. I actually bought these last year as a gift for my dad.

    Best part? They are mint scented. Like toothpaste.






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