Once in high school a friend and I were rooting through The Junk Drawer in her kitchen for something which I can't recall. There was the typical crap - shoe laces, batteries, cards, et cetera, et cetera. I lifted an old birthday / holiday / something card and beneath it? A big ol' set of dentures. Is it still considered a set even if it's only a top or a bottom? Because this one only one pallet of teeth. After I recovered from the initial shock of Teeth! in a Drawer! I about peed my pants in a fit of giggles. Why am I telling you about this? Because these reminded me how creepy I find dentures to be

Looks like an innocent pair of dentures, right?

Looks can be deceiving because these bad boys are SOAP.

*blink*

*blink*

*stare*

*blink*

*blink*

Yes. Soap.

*blink*

*blink*

Right now, you're totally thinking about scrubbing your body clean with a set of teeth, aren't you?

Yup. You are. I knew it.

What if you had dentures AND denture soap.

Now, wouldn't that suck to toss this set of chompers in your mouth by accident?

Thanks Jessica!

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7 Responses to “Hopefully Granny Remembers Her Teeth”

1. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:
   April 29th, 2009 at 8:01 pm

   this just makes me groan… How many more crafters have to make soap out of shit like this…? seriously? could someone make me a cicada soap or a lipstick soap or something? I might actually buy that…

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2. Karen Sugarpants Says:
   April 29th, 2009 at 8:41 pm

   So. Gross!

3. Noadi (10 comments.) Says:
   April 29th, 2009 at 10:40 pm

   candace trew camling: You mean like this http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19766246

   I find the denture soap fun but I’m weird like that.

4. Anna Says:
   April 30th, 2009 at 3:24 am

   I think I have an idea where the mold for this came from:
   http://www.worldwidefred.com/frozensmiles.htm

   I wouldn’t want to wash my hands with … teeth.
   Some of the other soaps from her shop look rather cute, though.

5. gianna Says:
   April 30th, 2009 at 5:44 am

   ahahahha
   gives a whole new meaning to:
   clean your mouth out with soap!

6. Kim Says:
   April 30th, 2009 at 9:37 am

   I find them hilarious. They’d make a great gag gift for an Over The Hill Birthday party or for anyone you know graduating from Dental School.

7. Jenn (1 comments.) Says:
   May 2nd, 2009 at 10:10 am

   I confess. I actually bought these last year as a gift for my dad.

   Best part? They are mint scented. Like toothpaste.