Once in high school a friend and I were rooting through The Junk Drawer in her kitchen for something which I can’t recall. There was the typical crap – shoe laces, batteries, cards, et cetera, et cetera. I lifted an old birthday / holiday / something card and beneath it? A big ol’ set of dentures.
Is it still considered a set even if it’s only a top or a bottom? Because this one only one pallet of teeth.
After I recovered from the initial shock of Teeth! in a Drawer! I about peed my pants in a fit of giggles.
Why am I telling you about this? Because these reminded me how creepy I find dentures to be
Looks like an innocent pair of dentures, right?
Looks can be deceiving because these bad boys are SOAP.
*blink*
*blink*
*stare*
*blink*
*blink*
Yes. Soap.
*blink*
*blink*
Right now, you’re totally thinking about scrubbing your body clean with a set of teeth, aren’t you?
Yup. You are. I knew it.
What if you had dentures AND denture soap.
Now, wouldn’t that suck to toss this set of chompers in your mouth by accident?
Thanks Jessica!
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April 29th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
this just makes me groan… How many more crafters have to make soap out of shit like this…? seriously? could someone make me a cicada soap or a lipstick soap or something? I might actually buy that…
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April 29th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
So. Gross!
April 29th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
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I find the denture soap fun but I’m weird like that.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:24 am
I think I have an idea where the mold for this came from:
http://www.worldwidefred.com/frozensmiles.htm
I wouldn’t want to wash my hands with … teeth.
Some of the other soaps from her shop look rather cute, though.
April 30th, 2009 at 5:44 am
ahahahha
gives a whole new meaning to:
clean your mouth out with soap!
April 30th, 2009 at 9:37 am
I find them hilarious. They’d make a great gag gift for an Over The Hill Birthday party or for anyone you know graduating from Dental School.
May 2nd, 2009 at 10:10 am
I confess. I actually bought these last year as a gift for my dad.
Best part? They are mint scented. Like toothpaste.