It’s time for another Craftastrophe giveaway but this time we’re giving back to our readers courtesy of EdenFantasys! Which means it’s time to get your freak on!
Ever worry about your child / parent / friend finding your sex toy? Well fear not because now you can disguise it as a sushi roll!
Or a lobster?
Or how about the ever popular Flying Spaghetti Monster, who made an appearance here once before?
You could use one to store the very popular G-spot Gemstone (though, it may be too pretty to hide in one of these).
How about showing your pride by snuggling your prized possession in a patriotic cozy?
Keep your toy warm in a Canadian flag cozy – especially if it’s one of these gorgeous steel toys because seriously? You don’t want that stuff stickin’.
Monsters scare little kids. Monsters with mohawks and button eyes would surely scar an ankle biting snooper.
For those more hardcore players, here’s his and hers totes to attempt to conceal this behemoth carry hide your 10″ TEX.
Or how about a manbag for him – created from used Star Wars bed sheet. HAWT.
Giveaway Rules
1. Visit EdenFantasys.com and peruse the site.
2. Tell us, in the comments, the most interesting item you found.
3. Only one entry per person, but twitter the following to receive an extra entry:
@craftastrophe is giving you the chance to win something special from #edenfantasys I entered and so should you - http://bit.ly/pui7K
Giveaway closes Monday April, 13 2009 at 12:00pm EST.
Winner will be chosen via the old name in a hat routine and selected by my three year old son. Appropriate, right?
What do you win?
The Cone
Designed for him and her, you can use it for solo exploration or during partner play for even more fun. With a powerful 3 volt, 300 rpm motor, the 16 built-in functions vary the vibration speed and frequency up to 30Hz, with a powerful “orgasm button” for those who are impatient.
Good luck!
April 7th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
I wish I could win but I work here. Can I quit for a couple days? Because I’ve been coveting The Cone since I saw it in person at Erin Queen of Spain’s house. LOL!
You should see the instructions – Dude. SO. FUNNY.
sam {temptingmama} (161 comments.) Reply:
April 7th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Dude, I want The Cone too. LOL
April 7th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
The pump n’ please looks pretty interesting. I’d LOVE the Cone.
April 7th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
If I got this: http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/g-spot-vibrators/my-g-play I think I’d be a very, very, VERY happy girl
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April 7th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
The bloomy, it’s… weeeeeird, but I kind of want it.
The cone is so discreet I want it!! Can I have it, pretty please ???
April 7th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Ok, you have to look at the “Alumina Flow”. I see it and I think dirty jugglers.
April 7th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
I love the looks of the rosebud!
bill (4 comments.) Reply:
April 7th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
Figures you would have quite a few of these Ha
bill (4 comments.) Reply:
April 8th, 2009 at 7:46 am
you must be a lesbo too !! HEEHEE
Meik (1 comments.) Reply:
April 8th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Jen yo MoFo yo a lesbian Wow who would have guessed. Lol !
April 7th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Please? Might be fun!
April 7th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
This was the most interesting looking thing I found:
http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/bullet-egg-vibrators/taffy-tickler-teaser but there were plenty of things I’d love to do more than look at
April 7th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
holy dear hell. that looks a tad frightening and yet so intriguing at the same time!
The bloomy or the tongue dinger… both look like *hum dingers*
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April 7th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
A story for a cone!
http://www.edenfantasys.com/crystal-balls/adult-toys-dvds-25441
I’m gonna say good old Ben Wa balls, not because they’re unusual (though these are pretty) but because they remind me of a story a wise/seasoned friend once told me. She was out for a stroll with the boyfriend, wearing/using Ben Wa balls and enjoying herself. In a broomstick skirt. You know where this is going–the somewhat cruel boyfriend kept trying to make her laugh really hard, and finally succeeded. The Ben Wa balls went clacking and jingling down the sidewalk. The New York City sidewalk.
April 7th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
http://www.edenfantasys.com/the-fix-thigh-harness/adult-toys-dvds-22559
Because you can not beat having a penis stick out of your knee. Amirite?
April 7th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
The, um, triple action arouser looks very interesting.
And, while it’s not something I’d want to own, I find the fact that Jenna Jameson has molded her genitals and mass-produced them for sale very fascinating.
bill (4 comments.) Reply:
April 7th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
You should try it and then leave it around for you kids, family and friends to enjoy Wait maybe if you tried it you wouldn’t want anything else
April 7th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
You’ve gotta know I’m madly in love with you.
I want a ‘harness’ I do. To wear under jeans. To confuse people. It’s so difficult to choose just one!
I think the purple delight strap on is the one that gave me the most chuckles.
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April 7th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
i have been looking at the OhMiBod™ for a while. cool concept!!
April 7th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
The glass Love Handle is a work of art and looks like fun.
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April 7th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
The snake of paradise and the rainbow mega nubby are both pretty enough to be an artistic statement, as many of the glass toys are. I don’t know if I’d be brave enough to have either of them as a display piece, though it would be fun to try and catch people who know what they actually are…
Love the cone BTW! Definitely want!
April 7th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
you need more then this one
April 8th, 2009 at 12:55 am
The “Pleasure Swing” is giving me flashbacks to my childhood… playground equipment is supposed to be pleasureful, right?
April 8th, 2009 at 2:14 am
I love this site even more now!
I can’t wait to see how many comments are left haha.
April 8th, 2009 at 7:42 am
The blowjob imitator I reviewed was interesting. And freaky.
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April 8th, 2009 at 8:38 am
Most interesting item? I vote for the “Five Gates of Hell”. It really made me stare wide-eyed. Like so: O_O
I don’t have a penis, and that little gem makes me grateful.
April 8th, 2009 at 8:52 am
That is funny.
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April 8th, 2009 at 9:20 am
The cone (duh duh duh duh…) I can’t imagine how lovely that would be to win that one. I’ve either had the $12 special or something that plugged in and was so loud the neighbors asked if we were remodeling the bedroom.
The most interesting thing on that site…I find “Bloomy’ fascinating and frightening. And I love the comment “May be too floppy for some.” Ha!
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April 8th, 2009 at 9:20 am
http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toys-for-men/prostate-massagers/bloomy
Bloomy Link
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April 8th, 2009 at 11:39 am
P.S. I have coveted the Cone for a long, long time!
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April 8th, 2009 at 11:43 am
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April 8th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
I’ve always wanted a little Lily to keep in my purse, bring to work on those stressful days…
April 9th, 2009 at 1:21 am
OK…I’ve perused the Eden’s Fantasy site, and I think The Cone is the most interesting thing they have. Although, would it be appropriate to feed the kids the Gummy Boobies?
April 9th, 2009 at 1:59 am
I’m going Glow-in-the-Dark Penis Extension. Just where are you putting that sucker that you expect luminescence to be a value-add?
April 9th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
I would love to try this out!!
April 9th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
I’m going to go with the Screaming Octopus. That one cracked me up.
http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/discreet-vibrators/the-screaming-octopus
April 10th, 2009 at 10:44 am
http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toys-for-men/prostate-massagers/bloomy
April 10th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
I found the Bloomy to be interesting, although I think the Cone may still be my favorite. I hope I win!
April 10th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
I love the looks of this one: http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/clitoral-stimulators/hummingbird-arouser. It’s a triple stimulator (yes, all three, women), and it looks like a hummingbird! At least I think it’s a hummingbird…if it didn’t have a battery pack attached to it, I’d probably call it a craftastrophe.
April 11th, 2009 at 7:37 am
Okay, I’ll have to agree that this is probably the most unusual thing I’ve found. Although, The Lick” comes in a close second.
April 11th, 2009 at 10:09 am
I find the Vertical Turbo Stroker interesting. . . “Look! No hands!”
April 11th, 2009 at 10:10 am
Tweeted.
April 11th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
OH MY, the cone sounds wonderful. If I couldn’t shell out the dough for it, I’d go for the rock-chic massager. mmmhmmm.
However, I always find the masturbators to be the most interesting items. Call it double standards because I’ll drool over dildos all day, yet can’t help being creeped out by the imitation vags.
April 11th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
I’m going to have to go with Bondage Duckie.. It’s creepy and kinky at the same time
http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/discreet-vibrators/bondage-duckie
April 11th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toy-reviews/sex-furniture/sex-will-never-be-the-same
I want one!
April 11th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
http://www.edenfantasys.com/FLOWER-MARBLE/adult-toys-dvds-15880
The pattern on the tip is so pretty!
April 11th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
New Reader from Boing Boing here, great site, I haven’t laughed this hard EVER!
I can’t resist, the “I rub my wormie” caught me off guard for being a hoot.
April 11th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
Just looked at the product labeling, “Deep monogamous vibrations!”
http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/discreet-vibrators/i-rub-my-wormie
marketing is everything!
April 12th, 2009 at 7:01 am
http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toys-for-couples/love-games/mystery-sex-heart
This was the most interesting thing I found, who knows what the heart is going to tell you to do next…
April 12th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
I tried to post a second ago, but I don’t think it worked. The most interesting thing I found was the Dolce Vita…a vibrating ear of corn. Hee!
As an Iowa girl, that is never going to stop being funny. I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to look at a cornfield the same way again.
April 12th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
http://www.edenfantasys.com/CLEOPATRA-CLIT-CLIP/adult-toys-dvds-4833
I never thought one could decorate the clitoris with jewelry. Sounds pretty uncomfortable.
April 13th, 2009 at 12:21 am
I was amused by the chocolate tattoos and the plastic lei with penises. The glass dildos are pretty but don’t play too vigorously with one or you might chip it!
April 15th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
the bumpy things are kinda like colorful boils!