Uterine monster
Fallopian tubes attack
Quick! Run for your life

Ovarian freak
Promises to inflict pain
You cannot escape

Blurry Fetus readies
Preemptive attack prepared
It will control you

Ducts ready to fire
Life will never be the same
Blurry Fetus wins!

I suck Haiku
I never said I was good
But just one more verse

All joking aside
I worry for this crafter
Because, WTF?

I seriously don’t know whether I should laugh or cry.

Thanks Dawn (@kaiseralex) from Kaiser Mommy for the uterus pic which led me to the store to find more!

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9 Responses to “Girlie Parts: A Haiku”

1. michelle (22 comments.) Says:
   April 5th, 2009 at 10:07 am

   Actually, I could imagine that piece of work hanging up at my midwife’s birth center…

   kinda sad actually.

   michelle’s last blog post..Next on Michelle’s blog…

2. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:
   April 5th, 2009 at 11:21 am

   Oh my Lord. I sat by this woman at the craft show that made these teeny tiny little needlpoint pillows. Would have loved to see her face if I had these on my table.

   Lotta’s last blog post..Sunday Sunday Sunday Sale!

3. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:
   April 5th, 2009 at 11:23 am

   why do women spend so much time crafting vaginal and booby crafts? I am a woman, this is not something that interests me in the least bit. I guess its a good thing they do though, because it comprises a huge portion of this AWESOME blog!

   candace trew camling’s last blog post..Gestural Figure Drawings

4. shine (10 comments.) Says:
   April 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am

   Because vaginas are awesome!

5. Elizabeth (M & Ts Babblin Mama) (1 comments.) Says:
   April 5th, 2009 at 7:25 pm

   disturbed…seriously disturbed. lol WTH was this woman thinking when she knitted or crocheted this? So I’ve had you on my reader for over a year now and I read and I laugh and laugh and well you get the picture. You add joy to my somewhat depressing life, and the year of 2008 was much lightened by you and your hilarious blog post. BUT WHO IN THE HELL does that?

   odd!

   

   kim (2 comments.) Reply:
   April 6th, 2009 at 4:41 am

   I think it’s needlepoint, not knit or crochet.

   

   sam {temptingmama} (164 comments.) Reply:
   April 6th, 2009 at 8:00 am

   You’re right Kim, it’s needlepoint.

6. Kathy Says:
   April 6th, 2009 at 8:14 am

   I don’t understand.
   Why would someone make this shit?
   Crafter must be crazy.

7. LaRu Says:
   April 11th, 2009 at 5:45 am

   I just realized that I am really afraid that the crafter of these X-stitches is someone I went to school with who had a tendency towards this type of art

   I can visualize the artist’s statement now: “The cross-stitch is an integral part of womyn’s herstory since the dawn of time (or some other random point in time). It is emblematic of blabhablabhalbalh. My art represents the oppression/pain/suffering/life/slave to the physical of womyn in this world/existence/time/herstory.”

   You get the idea, just randomly fill in bullshit.

   My friend has cross-stitched poo. But seriously, that is way cooler than this.