About
    Press
    Advertise
    Archives
    Contact


Home

Vanilla, Cherries and Oh! Oh! Oh! Face!

Joie over at Canned Laughter sent this mighty gem over to us the other day and Sam and I can’t stop laughing.

Let’s set the scene on a busy urban street:

blow up doll jacket 1 Vanilla, Cherries and Oh! Oh! Oh! Face!

Imagine you’re a guy. You’re walking along and suddenly there’s a hot supermodel type walking towards you, all runway shuffle, sugar & spice and legs, sporting a semi-cute spring jacket and mini shorts. As she breezes by you, all you can smell is vanilla and cherries. You wonder what her tight little posterior would look like in your hands. So you turn to watch her walk away and screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech! The record skips.

You see the unmistakable O-Face of Betsy the Blow Up Doll wrapped around Dreamgirl’s noggin.

blow up doll jacket 2 Vanilla, Cherries and Oh! Oh! Oh! Face!

Course, being a guy, you’d probably look right past that and stare at her butt again.  Simple creature.

Thanks Joie!

{source}

Related Posts with Thumbnails
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on March 22, 2009 @ 4:19 pm  

3 Responses to “Vanilla, Cherries and Oh! Oh! Oh! Face!”

  1. Dawn Says:

    AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I Wasn;t expecting that!!

  2. Kit Says:

    Is it just me or does she look like she has a beard…?

  3. Diane Says:

    You’ve got to admit, that’s a pretty nice butt. Kit- maybe the beard is part of the hoodie? Having seen the back, I’d hate to think what it’s supposed to represent…

Paying For Therapy

Find Something Else

Put Your Ad Here for Throngs of Followers


blog advertising is good for you

We Have Multiple Partners

Every Friday We Swap with MamaPop for Poptrastrophe Every Monday We Whore Ourselves Out on Craftster's Blog.

Facebook Us!

Other Crafty Features

Disturbing Things We Should Never Own Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe For The Insane Um. WTF? You Can Stop Making Crafts Now Stranger Than a Duck Wearing a Thong Doctor Dement-O Fantastic Felt Up Knitting Nightmare Guaranteed Not to Improve Your Report Card CRAPtacular craftastrophes Lady Bits and Pieces Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall I Want to Punch a Crafter Crazy Critter Parts Ornamental Psychosis Messages From the Darkside This Centerpiece Might Make Your Guests Coil in Fear Celebrities Give Me Hives Not a Craftastrophe But Cool Enough to Rate High Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional Penis Paraphernalia What Not To Wear Unless You're Dead Recyled Rejects Turkey Lurkey! Holiday! Celebrate! You Probably Won't Win But You Can Try! Y'all Like Mah Vagina Art? We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy Site Biznezz Lovely Hair Accessories Possibly Made From Live Mammals Podunk Pottery Uncategorized Guess This Mess! poptastrophe

Feed the ‘Pede

The Toddlerpede doll sculpture (left) was created by Jon Beinart.



Mocha Mommas Purse Drive
SPREAD THE WORD!
GRAB THIS BUTTON!


Sponsors

Mom-O-Matic | Etsy Store
Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
Blog Nosh Magazine
Try Handmade
Temptation Designs
Swank
Daddy Tips
Catapult Web Development
SwapMamas

Online now: