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What do you do when you friend mails you a HUGE box of cicada shells?

cicada shells 1 Sweetheart, You Really Need New Friends

I can think of 10 things I would do (puke in my hands, run away screaming, blah blah), but the crafter that posted this is yes, a resin crafter. You know just how crrrrazy the resin people are!

Oh YAY!  She made jewelry!  Where’s my credit card?

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Thanks Shae!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on March 23, 2009 @ 7:03 am  

9 Responses to “Sweetheart, You Really Need New Friends”

  1. sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Says:

    puke in my hands, run away screaming

    OMFG ROFL.

    That is seriously freaky. I couldn’t even imagine wearing a dead bug.. mind you people will wear feathers and bird’s feet – maybe I’m the one that’s out of style?

  2. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:

    Oh my God!! I hated the summer of cicadas. Both of them.

    Lotta’s last blog post..800 Sales!

  3. Dawn Says:

    I don’t know quite how to spell this, but here’s my shot at it eheieeeheheeeeewwwww. That’s the sound of heebie jeebies! I could not even begin to imagine opening a package from a friend and seeing this. I too would puke in my hands and run away screaming lmao. Great description. Yah, not wearing this “jewelry”.

  4. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:

    i LOVE cicadas!! buuuut…still don’t want to receive a bundle of their shells in the post!

    candace trew camling’s last blog post..Legs and Feet Study

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  6. Kit Says:

    i was thinking about someone buying a cicada-heart for their SO and then the SO running away screaming… Actually, that would be a good way to get rid of my stalker.

  7. flutter (56 comments.) Says:

    Those make baby Jesus cry.

  8. followthatdog (48 comments.) Says:

    I’ve seen a photo of my husband from his Peace Corps days shirtless and long haired stirring a wok full of cicadas. Yep, he ate them. I know this isn’t really relevant to this super creepy craft post, but I have to carry this disturbing image in my head at all times and this brought if to the front of my mind.

    followthatdog’s last blog post..My child as a stereotype

  9. Em Says:

    Ok, jewelry using cicada shells in resin could be very aesthetically interesting, maybe even pleasing, if this person had done a good job casting them, but she just plopped those suckers in.

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