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I’ve Got That Sinking Feeling

All dogs might go to Heaven, but fairies?  Not so much.  Fairies are spiteful little things, often mistaken for spreading joy, they actually carry West Nile and infest people.

And so all fairies get thrown in quicksand, are then glazed in blue and sold on Etsy for us to hang our jewelry on.  Obviously.

It’s not the most pleasant explanation, but it’s the truth.  See also: There is no Santa Claus, Part One, Part Two and Part Three.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on March 25, 2009 @ 2:48 pm  

7 Responses to “I’ve Got That Sinking Feeling”

  1. gianna Says:

    oh my god it’s going to eat your soul

  2. Denise Says:

    It’s not sinking. It’s emerging. As in, I’m coming to get youuuu…..

  3. mich Says:

    It’s the blue glaze that keeps the lil buggers from getting out. Quicksand would never hold a fairy all on its own! Now everyone knows!

  4. Diana (1 comments.) Says:

    In the same vein as Denise’s comment…

    This reminds me of The Ring so much so that I’m a little freaked out just looking at it.

    Diana’s last blog post..Book by its Cover

  5. mar Says:

    Creepy, yet oddly compelling.

  6. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:

    I think this would look lovely in the guest room. Wouldn’t freak out your guests at’tall. Nuh huh.

    Lotta’s last blog post..Vintage Commercial Gals

  7. SL Says:

    I actually love this artist’s little works. I would totally hang this on my wall if I had the expendable cash. I’ve been coveting her bunny necklaces for some time… It’s all very surreal and strange Alice in Wonderland and fairy tales gone creepy.

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