I can very much agree with you, now.

Moist never was a word that bothered me much. For some it conjures up images too, um – freaky to post here. Maybe it’s the sound of the word: MOIST. I dunno.

But now, so long as I have an image of this in my brain I will hate the word MOIST.

Because – and I’m sorry, I have to say it – WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!

Moist Mother Earth?

Are those maggot-shaped items the ‘abstracted body organs’?

From the listing:

Part Elizabethan gown and part… mushroom bog? It’s Moist Mother Earth, a fiber art/sculpture inspired both by nature and historical costuming.

Um. Ya.

Mushroom bog growing what kind of mushrooms may I ask?

I’ve never been one to elicit very many reactions such as this, and this past day has been alternately alarming, amusing, and illuminating for me.

Alarming? Because of the comments regarding your work of ‘art’?

I think I am alarmed more for you than you could possibly be for me.

Moist Mother Earth is creative melding of Elizabethan clothing, rotting mushrooms, abstracted human body organs, leaves, and other botanical forms.

I just don’t get where ‘rotting mushrooms’ and ‘abstracted human body organs’ come together. Am I missing something? I did take biology class and we covered nothing of the sort.

Is this a dead person? A Zombie?

A royal Elizabethan zombie?

Is the collar supposed to be hair or leaves? Do mushroom bogs have leaves.

I am seriously getting concerned people.

Is that mold on the collar?

Um. Is that even a collar?

OH LOOK! More ‘abstracted body organs’.

Me: “(Son) what does that look like to you?”  - he’s three by the way

Him: “Mmmm .. Roast Beef”

Yes. That’s exactly what I was thinking. Roast beef.

I… It… Well… Hmmmm

I am at a loss for words. I am utterly horrifed by this creation.

Not to mention the hefty price tag of 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS.

Seriously? Seriously.

Thanks for sending this one in Adrienne!

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It’s soap.

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How come I’ve never Leslie Hall before? In love, people. Seriously In. Love.

I am so buying a pair of gold leggings and a glitter sweater.

Thanks Fidget for sending this in!

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I’ve never watched Star Trek.  I realize there are a few people in this world who maybe like the show a little, but it’s only a few people right?

Well this lovely rack likes Star Trek!

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My door to the upstairs slams itself closed when the windows are open. It’s loud, annoying and dangerous if little fingers get in the way.

I’ve thought about a doorstop, but haven’t come across anything that been able to awe me, to give me that OhMyGod Yes! Ihavetohaveit feeling.

That was until now. *snicker*

It’s a cat.

It’s a doorstop.

It’s a brick.

Covered in fabric and given a head.

What’s that kitty?

FEELZ MAH ABS THEYRE HARD AS RAWK

Oh kitty, you’re so silly.

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