Joie over at Canned Laughter sent this mighty gem over to us the other day and Sam and I can’t stop laughing.

Let’s set the scene on a busy urban street:

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Especially today as I’m sick and coughing up a lung, it’s March Break so my kids are home and if I had a leather face panel it would make things all better.
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How much you wanna bet that  a Leprechaun stuck his lucky pot o’ gold in side this here pillow?

With a mug like that I don’t know anyone who’s gonna be going near that there Lad.

No siree.

Might I say, that is a very pronounced chin you have there, bye.

I keep getting confused between Newfenese and speaking like a Leprechaun, they just sound so similar.

Regardless.

No, not irregardless.

That there Leprechaun freaks me out.

I can’t stop staring at the Leprechaun’s teeth. How many are there!?

A wee note:  That there rainbow might be missing a couple colours there, bye.

Kinda looks like a the pot o’ gold let one go.

Poof!

*shakes head* OMG. That’s a bollixed post if there ever was one.

Maybe go have a few green beers beer then come back and read this one? Might improve a little.

Maybe.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Thanks Shanna for sending us this one!

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So my boobs and I have seen a lot of bras in our day. Before kids I was a happy go lucky A-cup and happy to buy just about every colour of bra out there.

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So by now you’ve probably heard the story about Britney’s vagina hanging out during her Circus Tour?

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