Comments on: [NSFW] If Only I Were A Stripper

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Grace in Small Things (#9) « — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:37:58 +0000

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By: Bree

Bree — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:35:27 +0000

Ewwness… Vaggie nipple covers… Thank you for the nightmares.

By: sam {temptingmama}

sam {temptingmama} — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 02:05:42 +0000

Sorry you’re offeneded and I’ll take what you’ve said into consideration, but seeing as I said I was a teenager at the time, it’s irrelevant now.

For the record we never heckled or said anything to them so they really had no idea.

If you come across some great attire in your travels be sure to let us know. Have a great day!

By: Georgia Lassoff

Georgia Lassoff — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:45:03 +0000

Those pasties are hilarious, and beautiful (well the first few anyway).

As a stripper/crafter I have to take offense to this part of your post though
‘We used to meet up and go to the local strip club and drink, shoot pool and critque the dancers (because we knew what was going on) until some of the girls complained that they were uncomfortable dancing while there were girls in the house.

Girls dancing on a stage and being ogled by men sitting inches from them have sexual fantasies didn’t creep them out, but the girls in the back playing pool? CREEPY!‘

Strippers don’t take offense that girls are in the club, they got pissed because you were critiquing them and not tipping! How would you like it if someone came to your job, hung around in the background and made bitchy comments about you? We love it when women come to the club and have a good time, get lap dances or just tip us on stage. It seems totally cruel to hang out in a strip club purely to make fun of strippers. Why couldn’t you go to a regular bar and play pool?

As if strippers don’t have it hard enough already, without non-paying customers fucking up their game. It’s totally annoying when girls come to my club, flirt with the men and snark on the dancers. That is taking money directly out of my pocket. I need to pay rent, you do not need to go to strip clubs and potentially fuck up people’s livelihoods.

By: Rue The Day! » Worst Nipple Pasties Ever

Rue The Day! » Worst Nipple Pasties Ever — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 07:29:35 +0000

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By: sam {temptingmama}

sam {temptingmama} — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 01:44:44 +0000

Best. Comment. Ever. HILARIOUS!!

By: Dawn

Dawn — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 00:45:33 +0000

If I buy the vagina pasties for my husband would that make me a lesbian? LMAO. As for the Red and white ones….I thought they were lil red arrows lol. Maybe put there as a reminder that the wearer has a face as well?

By: Tiffany

Tiffany — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:33:14 +0000

Those vagina pasties look like they were inspired by an Anime flick featuring a tentacle monster!
On another note, those spider pasties have given all of my old craft projects from grade school new purpose.

By: Liz D-M

Liz D-M — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:17:40 +0000

Awww! Those spider tassels are cute!

By: Nurse Mo

Nurse Mo — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 18:22:40 +0000

I’m thinking the red cross ones are DEFINITELY for a nurse. Not that I necessarily like promoting the sexy nurse image. But maybe I do in the bedroom in private okay? And those are awesome!

(I have also had a fascination with strippers that can do the boob twirl thing with tassels…)