Show Her Some Love This Mother’s Day

Mother's Day is around the corner people. It's the day the calendar says you're supposed to show how grateful you are that some lady sprang you from her loins after waddling around for nine months with shooting pains, nausea, vomiting, cramps and pee stained pants. Not that I'm bitter or anything because that was AWESOME. I freakin' LOVE the smell of pee. For Mother's Day why don't you show your gratitude with a trinket box that she can store all her maccaroni jewelry in?



Note to kids: Moms don't like fake cupcakes. Bring the real deal or no birthday presents, ya hear?

And hold the little troll with the flower, just icing and lots of it; maybe slip some Xanax in it for good measure.


Oh, and forget the 'sugar and spice' B.S. because we all know you're just trying to get brownie points to stay up past your bed time.

Mmmmm brownies.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on March 6, 2009 @ 1:29 pm  

6 Responses to “Show Her Some Love This Mother’s Day”

  1. LaRu Says:

    Wow, really trying to figure out why this person went to the bother of this. Even more, I want to know who bought it, since it apparently sold out on 15 Feb. And why. And if it was my husband, he is dead.


  2. Tiffany Says:

    Yark! I thought this kind of thing was only looked upon fondly if your 7 year old daughter made it for you. Why would anyone want to decorate anything with fake cake?

  3. Dawn Says:

    Damn! Now I want cake and I has none!!

  4. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:

    I kind of like this, its so… PINK! and I like pink.

    candace trew camling’s last blog post..Illustration Friday – Breezy (in color)

  5. CanCan (Mom Most Traveled) (5 comments.) Says:

    I can kind of picture a sweet little granny making this and giving it to her unappreciative granddaughter as a “happy”.

  6. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    This person does not love their mother.

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