You know, I’ve been running into messed up crafts long enough to know when someone is jerking my chain, or they seriously have gone batshit crazy after listening to Air Supply on repeat for a decade.

Guess which one this is.  Go on, GUESS.

Thanks Kristen (who totally imagined an eyeball opening on this lady’s chest!  WHOA!)

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to catch up on Rupaul’s Drag Race.

This whole post reminds me of this:

No, I don’t know why.

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9 Responses to “Makin’ Love Outta Nothing At All (Makin’ Love!) (Outta Nothing At All…) (Makin’ Love!)”

1. Deb on the Rocks (58 comments.) Says:
   March 27th, 2009 at 9:30 am

   Take a gooooood look at my face. If my eyelash seems out of place. It’s just my jacked up idea of some art, the beads are my tears, oh ohhhhh ohhhh ohh oh.

   Deb on the Rocks’s last blog post..Eating out on the downlow

2. Kristen Says:
   March 27th, 2009 at 10:28 am

   The most distrubing part of that necklace is that those eyelashes are made out of HUMAN HAIR. Ick. After I sent this in I found one that had a set hanging from it….I swear, another pair of eyes just chillin on your clavicle.

3. sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Says:
   March 27th, 2009 at 11:47 am

   The first eyeclash necklace I was all “That’s not soooo bad. Simple. Weird. Whatever.”

   I actually recoiled in fear and disgust at the sight of the freaking hairy eyelash weirdo. WTF is THAT?!

4. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:
   March 27th, 2009 at 11:58 am

   i can SEE the glue on her eyelids under the hair. It looks like elmer’s or tacky glue. WTF…

   candace trew camling’s last blog post..Figure Drawing

5. Kit Says:
   March 27th, 2009 at 5:42 pm

   Just picturing someone taking the time to carefully attach those eyelashes… I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit…

6. Zandor (75 comments.) Says:
   March 27th, 2009 at 6:31 pm

   The necklace is kind of odd, but the hair eyelash things are just way too ewww.

   Zandor’s last blog post..Yes, I do feel like i’m dying.

7. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:
   March 27th, 2009 at 10:32 pm

   Oh God. I can’t look it’s creeping me out. You need to put a NSFOCD’s (not safe for OCD’s) label on this stuff.

   Lotta’s last blog post..Part II – Button Button Who’s Got The Buttons?

8. followthatdog (47 comments.) Says:
   March 28th, 2009 at 10:22 pm

   I’ve had a fake eyelash on my right on my cheekbone before, but hell, I never thought to sell it as a craft. It was just the result of a long night of drinking and dancing way back when…sigh. Who knew this shit was going to be “art” now. And the creepy hair eyelashes? Yeah, someone is going to have to explain to my husband why I wake up screaming tonight.

   followthatdog’s last blog post..Being a grown up kind of sucks sometimes

9. Bree Says:
   April 8th, 2009 at 12:11 pm

   The terror… The terror…

   That, is nightmare worthy. I don’t know what you guys are doing for Halloween, But I’m wearing THOSE…