So by now you’ve probably heard the story about Britney’s vagina hanging out during her Circus Tour?
If not, the back story is that Britney was on stage, doing her thing and suddenly ran backstage because her vag was exposed during a set. Her mic was still on and she announced the problem to her wardrobe peeps, and the entire audience. Video:
This is the kind of thing Brit-Brit’s wardrobe staff need to AVOID. Please. For the sake of all humanity. Is it a dress? Is it a sweater? Is it a DOILY? And FTW is on your HEAD, oh great Etsy designer lady? Are you the court jester?
You know what would make this dress/sweater/ball of tangled shit better? Standing beside a crappy picture. In heels. With a bedazzled unicorn nub on your head. And a matching um, arm cozy.
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p.s. Your ass is hanging out.
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March 13th, 2009 at 9:41 am
What.In.The.Fuck. “My pussy has been showing!” Gahd Britney!
March 13th, 2009 at 10:34 am
as pointed out in twitter by motherbumper, umm holy nipple batman!
March 13th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Could Britney look any more bored? You’d think since she’s lip-synching, she could at least dance. And since WHEN has her vagina hanging out bothered her? OMG I’m so sick of hearing about her.
March 13th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
I had not yet realized that esty was so nipple friendly. I mean, I know you can buy all manners of nipple themed throw rugs and pot holders and greeting cards, but to this point, I was unaware that nipples made of skin instead of yarn/cotton/paper were on display there too. Another website to not visit while at work.
Additionally, homegirl would not be out of place in knitting class.
March 13th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Like this was an accident? I’m betting Britney knew exactly what she was doing. Now she has every (straight) guy looking at info about her tour and wanting to have a ticket closeup. Until then, those game guys probably didn’t know she was even still doing any concerts.
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March 13th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
etsy porn? what do you even say about this? maybe she’s european? they are ahead of us in fashion aren’t they?
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March 13th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
she’s got a fantastic pair of legs on her, but DAYUM, that is too much gina for this time of night.
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March 14th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Ok so I know she looks bored and like isn’t trying but c’mon, her Vagina is like all over the place, I too would be uncomfortable.
March 17th, 2009 at 4:48 am
Isn’t this the reason for dress rehearsals?
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March 18th, 2009 at 7:22 am
But this piece would be easy to make. Here’s how:
1) Put on blindfold.
2) Reach for yarn purchased at hobby lobby.
3) Freeform crochet.
4) Remove blindfold.
5) Model!
March 19th, 2009 at 6:10 am
god she is sickening and disturbing
March 20th, 2009 at 1:50 am
jesus! Did you guys see the other crap this lady was selling. She had this freakish rope/fur/feather sweater that makes this practice crochet granny square sweater look pretty tasteful.