Next Up on Britney Spears’ Vagina’s Tour

So by now you've probably heard the story about Britney's vagina hanging out during her Circus Tour? If not, the back story is that Britney was on stage, doing her thing and suddenly ran backstage because her vag was exposed during a set.  Her mic was still on and she announced the problem to her wardrobe peeps, and the entire audience.  Video: This is the kind of thing Brit-Brit's wardrobe staff need to AVOID.  Please.  For the sake of all humanity.  Is it a dress?  Is it a sweater?  Is it a DOILY?  And FTW is on your HEAD, oh great Etsy designer lady?  Are you the court jester? crappy-sweater You know what would make this dress/sweater/ball of tangled shit better?  Standing beside a crappy picture.  In heels.  With a bedazzled unicorn nub on your head. And a matching um, arm cozy. crappy-sweater-4: p.s. Your ass is hanging out. Thanks Cristina! {source}
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on March 13, 2009 @ 9:25 am  

12 Responses to “Next Up on Britney Spears’ Vagina’s Tour”

  1. Krystle (1 comments.) Says:

    What.In.The.Fuck. “My pussy has been showing!” Gahd Britney!

  2. ali (9 comments.) Says:

    as pointed out in twitter by motherbumper, umm holy nipple batman!

  3. Annie Says:

    Could Britney look any more bored? You’d think since she’s lip-synching, she could at least dance. And since WHEN has her vagina hanging out bothered her? OMG I’m so sick of hearing about her.

  4. Kate (1 comments.) Says:

    I had not yet realized that esty was so nipple friendly. I mean, I know you can buy all manners of nipple themed throw rugs and pot holders and greeting cards, but to this point, I was unaware that nipples made of skin instead of yarn/cotton/paper were on display there too. Another website to not visit while at work.

    Additionally, homegirl would not be out of place in knitting class.

  5. I. C. London (1 comments.) Says:

    Like this was an accident? I’m betting Britney knew exactly what she was doing. Now she has every (straight) guy looking at info about her tour and wanting to have a ticket closeup. Until then, those game guys probably didn’t know she was even still doing any concerts.

    I. C. London’s last blog post..Keeping abreast of the readers’ thoughts………

  6. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:

    etsy porn? what do you even say about this? maybe she’s european? they are ahead of us in fashion aren’t they?

    candace trew camling’s last blog post..Twirling Through Spring!

  7. flutter (62 comments.) Says:

    she’s got a fantastic pair of legs on her, but DAYUM, that is too much gina for this time of night.

    flutter’s last blog post..

  8. Affliction Says:

    Ok so I know she looks bored and like isn’t trying but c’mon, her Vagina is like all over the place, I too would be uncomfortable.

  9. PandoraWilde (4 comments.) Says:

    Isn’t this the reason for dress rehearsals?

    PandoraWilde’s last blog post..Countdown

  10. Becky Says:

    But this piece would be easy to make. Here’s how:

    1) Put on blindfold.

    2) Reach for yarn purchased at hobby lobby.

    3) Freeform crochet.

    4) Remove blindfold.

    5) Model!

  11. the climb miley cyrus (4 comments.) Says:

    god she is sickening and disturbing

  12. Tiffany Says:

    jesus! Did you guys see the other crap this lady was selling. She had this freakish rope/fur/feather sweater that makes this practice crochet granny square sweater look pretty tasteful.

blog advertising is good for you

Text Link Ads

Search This Blog

What Is That Thing?

The Toddlerpede doll sculpture (left) was created by Jon Beinart.


Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
Mom-O-Matic | Etsy Store
Temptation Designs