So by now you've probably heard the story about Britney's vagina hanging out during her Circus Tour?
If not, the back story is that Britney was on stage, doing her thing and suddenly ran backstage because her vag was exposed during a set. Her mic was still on and she announced the problem to her wardrobe peeps, and the entire audience. Video:
This is the kind of thing Brit-Brit's wardrobe staff need to AVOID. Please. For the sake of all humanity. Is it a dress? Is it a sweater? Is it a DOILY? And FTW is on your HEAD, oh great Etsy designer lady? Are you the court jester?
You know what would make this dress/sweater/ball of tangled shit better? Standing beside a crappy picture. In heels. With a bedazzled unicorn nub on your head. And a matching um, arm cozy.
p.s. Your ass is hanging out.
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on March 13, 2009 @ 9:25 am
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I had not yet realized that esty was so nipple friendly. I mean, I know you can buy all manners of nipple themed throw rugs and pot holders and greeting cards, but to this point, I was unaware that nipples made of skin instead of yarn/cotton/paper were on display there too. Another website to not visit while at work.
Additionally, homegirl would not be out of place in knitting class.
Like this was an accident? I’m betting Britney knew exactly what she was doing. Now she has every (straight) guy looking at info about her tour and wanting to have a ticket closeup. Until then, those game guys probably didn’t know she was even still doing any concerts.