Remember the 10 Handmade Item No One Would Be Caught Dead In?

(except for boyfriends just modeling their girlfriends creations so they could get laid?)

Meet, boyfriend # 11.

Now if boyfriend # 11 wants a flash forward of what life will be like when he is married with baby, dressed for work and picks up the baby to kiss it goodbye?

Then he should take a good look at the back of his shirt.  Right now:

That is exactly what the back of his shirt will look like in 9 months if he makes that baby batter deposit after his [airquotes] modeling session.[airquotes]

Blech.

Thanks Becky!

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2 Responses to “Boyfriend # 11 Just Wants To Get Some Action, Jackson”

1. Valerie Says:
   March 22nd, 2009 at 6:31 pm

   Dear god, it costs $83 dollars! Sweetie, if I need a button-up that looks like its covered in milky puke, I can think of a few ways to come by it much more cheaply…

2. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:
   March 22nd, 2009 at 8:31 pm

   I am so sick of people taking trips to goodwill and buying 60’s menswear then sewing some shitty vintage fabric on haphazardly. Its not fashion. Its just irritating.

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