I’ve never watched Star Trek.  I realize there are a few people in this world who maybe like the show a little, but it’s only a few people right?

Well this lovely rack likes Star Trek!

“Unbelievable. Do you recognize those uniforms?” — Kirk

“You look quite well for a man that’s been ‘utterly destroyed’, Mr. Spock.” — Kirk

“Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That’s the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim.” — Kirk (Elaan of Troyius)

“Now Mr. Spock, there’s really something about all this that I don’t understand, so maybe you could explain it to me, logically of course… Now, when you jettisoned the fuel, and ignited it, you knew that there was virtually no chance of it being seen and yet you did it anyway. Now that seems to me like an act of desperation.” — Kirk

• “Quite correct, Captain.” — Spock
• “Now we all know, and I’m sure the doctor would agree with me, that desperation is a highly emotional state of mind. So how does your well known logic explain that?” — Kirk
• “Quite simply captain, I examined the problem from all angles, and it was plainly hopeless. Logic informed me that under the circumstances, the only logical action would have to be one of desperation. Logical decision, logically arrived at.” — Spock
• “Ah-huh, I see… So you reasoned that it was time for an emotional outburst.” — Kirk
• “Well I… Wouldn’t exactly put it in those terms captain, but those are essentially the facts.” — Spock
• [sighs] “You aren’t going to admit that for the first time in your life, you committed a purely human, emotional act?” — Kirk
• [crosses arms and slowly shakes head] “No, sir.” — Spock
• [laughing] “Mr. Spock, you are a stubborn man.” — Kirk
• [raises eyebrows] “Yes, sir.” — Spock (The Galileo Seven)

And if that doesn’t turn your crank, maybe the Spock Spanker will:

(Kinda reminds me of Mork and Mindy though – Nanu Nanu!  God I’m old.)

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7 Responses to “Beam Those Space Boobies Up Scotty!”

1. Deb (61 comments.) Says:
   March 9th, 2009 at 9:23 am

   If the lady who rocks that rack wants it with a Spock spanker, that’s how I’ll give it to her. Whatever lets me go where no man has gone before…

   Deb’s last blog post..It’s just not a celebration unless there are orgasms and dessert

   

   Todd (1 comments.) Reply:
   March 9th, 2009 at 11:51 am

   Oh man! Can you spare a lonely leg for a guy?

2. moosh in indy. (16 comments.) Says:
   March 9th, 2009 at 3:05 pm

   I’m so wearing that to the GenCon festival.

   moosh in indy.’s last blog post..moosh in nashvegas.

3. Swizec (8 comments.) Says:
   March 9th, 2009 at 4:55 pm

   WANT!

4. Diane Says:
   March 9th, 2009 at 9:09 pm

   I have to agree with the other comments- neither of these items is a craftastrophe. I’m totally planning on making my own Trekkie corset, and I’ll be pointing an S&M Trekkie I know to the spanker. I’ve seen the corset before, but thanks for pointing the way to leaving proof that you’ve been visited by everyone’s favorite Vulcan!

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6. the climb miley cyrus (4 comments.) Says:
   March 19th, 2009 at 6:28 am

   ah that is real classy. Nice figure hugging fit too