From the listing:

This very playful and suggestive portrait of a male Gargoyle’s face was inspired by a carved Gothic image from the Cathedral of Notre Dame de Paris.
The finely chased and engraved face and beard is highlighted with hand-fired enameling. The protruding tongue is carved from Ox-Blood Coral and is cleverly hinged to enable it to swing with the wearers movements. The eyes are inlaid with fine Emeralds and the Gargoyle’s helmet is pave’ set with fine quality Brilliant cut Diamonds.
The necklace itself, measuring 19″ in length, is composed of matching, slightly graduated natural Ox-Blood Coral beads. An 18kt yellow gold ball clasp, with a hidden mechanism, completes the design.

$3800!

From my brain:

WAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUPPPP???

Thanks Velma!

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9 Responses to “Watching the Game, Drinkin’ a Bud, Makin’ a Craft…”

1. Tracy (16 comments.) Says:
   February 11th, 2009 at 9:00 pm

   Whatever that thing is suggestive of, I do not want it.

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2. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:
   February 11th, 2009 at 9:35 pm

   eeew. I wouldn’t even pay that much for it if it was Chanel. Its fugly.

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3. michellany (2 comments.) Says:
   February 11th, 2009 at 11:21 pm

   This post made me laugh so hard I cried. Thank you!

4. Allison Says:
   February 12th, 2009 at 12:10 am

   3800?!?!?!?!?!?! OMG.

5. Tiffany Says:
   February 12th, 2009 at 2:45 am

   Can’t you find revolting clown jewelry for cheaper than $3800? Whoever made this meant to price it in rupees or Turkish lira right?

6. Cranky Says:
   February 12th, 2009 at 10:52 am

   THAT is one of the best commercials, EVER!

7. zandor (75 comments.) Says:
   February 12th, 2009 at 8:07 pm

   That is really funny. I kind of would like to see someone wearing it.

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8. Suebob (47 comments.) Says:
   February 12th, 2009 at 11:54 pm

   Holeeeeey f***ing f*** f*** f**** that is scary!

9. Anna (5 comments.) Says:
   February 13th, 2009 at 12:46 am

   Ox blood coral? Diamonds? Emeralds?

   So many expensive materials… to make *that.*

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