I read the Twilight series. Go team Jacob! (What can I say, Edward sounds like a dick, and Jacob is furry and warm.)
Somebody in the world decided to recreate a felt version of Bella's womb. As if it should be detachable and separate from her body.
Said womb opens to reveal a naked, large breasted, armless, middle-aged yoga teacher with flippers and a Mia Farrow in Rosemary's baby haircut
the vampire/human fetus kickin' it Edward & Bella style. That's not at all strange!
Aside from the fact that the pandemonium behind Twilight has gone way beyond the limits of sanity in this case, you should see the comments all over the internet where this has been circulating. Many people have been saying they are going to have nightmares by looking at this bloody mess, and "... would you, uh, mind putting that behind a cut? I'm a huge wuss and it's freaking me out every time I check my JF friendspage.
Seriously? It's FELT! Suck it up, buttercup! Ann Coulter's mouth is more offensive than this, even when wired shut.
In the words of Arnold Schwarzenegger, 'It's not a toomah
Thanks to Vic
and Taylor Blue
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on February 6, 2009 @ 1:56 pm