I read the Twilight series. Go team Jacob! (What can I say, Edward sounds like a dick, and Jacob is furry and warm.)
Somebody in the world decided to recreate a felt version of Bella's womb. As if it should be detachable and separate from her body.
Said womb opens to reveal a naked, large breasted, armless, middle-aged yoga teacher with flippers and a Mia Farrow in Rosemary's baby haircut the vampire/human fetus kickin' it Edward & Bella style. That's not at all strange!
Aside from the fact that the pandemonium behind Twilight has gone way beyond the limits of sanity in this case, you should see the comments all over the internet where this has been circulating. Many people have been saying they are going to have nightmares by looking at this bloody mess, and "... would you, uh, mind putting that behind a cut? I'm a huge wuss and it's freaking me out every time I check my JF friendspage."
Seriously? It's FELT! Suck it up, buttercup! Ann Coulter's mouth is more offensive than this, even when wired shut.
In the words of Arnold Schwarzenegger, 'It's not a toomah.'
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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on February 6, 2009 @ 1:56 pm
February 6th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
I don’t get the appeal of this? A womb? Boring.
She should have made something fun and useful.
Like maybe stone hard family jewels?
February 6th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
this is foul.
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February 6th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Why? Why would you make this?! That woman needs a new hobby.
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February 6th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
How very very strange. Kinda scary. Normal people do not sit home and create wombs…….
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February 6th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
that is just FUBAR
February 6th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
LMAO it looks like some kinda of old, gross pizza pocket!
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February 6th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
…that’s incredibly fucked up. I thought I would like it because it’s so fucked up, but it’s…. just the bad kind of scary. Make it go away.
February 6th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Are you sure it’s not a toomuh? I’m not a Dr. , but that looks suspicious. You should have that checked because it looks just like a toomuh!
February 6th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
The hell?
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February 7th, 2009 at 5:25 am
Looks more like someone’s unborn twin that just got removed. Seriously that’s just gross! Who would make such a thing….And why is it that the inside of the ‘womb’ is all black? Gonna have me some sweet dreams tonight.
February 7th, 2009 at 10:53 am
At least it’s not a snowglobe womb.
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February 7th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
O. M. F. G. Someone needs a hobby!
February 7th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
All I have to say is… Creepy obsession times 3!
February 7th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
I have to admit, this is one of the strangest, cutest, and somewhat disturbing things I’ve ever seen.
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February 8th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Yes the premise is disgusting, BUT looking at it without reading the description I thought it was a rancid felt coconut.
Maybe someone needs to get their head checked. (The lady making it not me…I already know I need mine checked!)
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February 10th, 2009 at 11:19 am
hahaha! I just found your blog and love it. Will add it to my favorites…these posts are just toooo funny…. As to Bella’s womb????????????????????
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February 11th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Womb obsession… I’m thinking the Octomom might go for this one?
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