Twilight Fan Recreates Bella’s Womb (*gag*)

bellawomb I read the Twilight series.  Go team Jacob! (What can I say, Edward sounds like a dick, and Jacob is furry and warm.) Somebody in the world decided to recreate a felt version of Bella's womb.  As if it should be detachable and separate from her body. Said womb opens to reveal a naked, large breasted, armless, middle-aged yoga teacher with flippers and a Mia Farrow in Rosemary's baby haircut the vampire/human fetus kickin' it Edward & Bella style.  That's not at all strange! bellawomb3 Aside from the fact that the pandemonium behind Twilight has gone way beyond the limits of sanity in this case, you should see the comments all over the internet where this has been circulating.   Many people have been saying they are going to have nightmares by looking at this bloody mess, and "... would you, uh, mind putting that behind a cut? I'm a huge wuss and it's freaking me out every time I check my JF friendspage." Seriously?  It's FELT!  Suck it up, buttercup!  Ann Coulter's mouth is more offensive than this, even when wired shut. bellawomb2 In the words of Arnold Schwarzenegger, 'It's not a toomah.' Thanks to Vic and Taylor Blue! {source}
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on February 6, 2009 @ 1:56 pm  

17 Responses to “Twilight Fan Recreates Bella’s Womb (*gag*)”

  1. sam {temptingmama} (164 comments.) Says:

    I don’t get the appeal of this? A womb? Boring.

    She should have made something fun and useful.

    Like maybe stone hard family jewels?

  2. flutter (62 comments.) Says:

    this is foul.

    flutter’s last blog post..A bewildering and intriguing tale

  3. Jendy (1 comments.) Says:

    Why? Why would you make this?! That woman needs a new hobby.

    Jendy’s last blog post..ABAA – Milagros Heart

  4. Tina A (1 comments.) Says:

    How very very strange. Kinda scary. Normal people do not sit home and create wombs…….

    Tina A’s last blog post..And The Mother of The Year Award Goes To…….

  5. JJ Sobey Says:

    that is just FUBAR

  6. Sarcastica (18 comments.) Says:

    LMAO it looks like some kinda of old, gross pizza pocket!

    Sarcastica’s last blog post..26 Weeks, Zazzle Babble and other random crap

  7. P Says:

    …that’s incredibly fucked up. I thought I would like it because it’s so fucked up, but it’s…. just the bad kind of scary. Make it go away.

  8. Pamela Says:

    Are you sure it’s not a toomuh? I’m not a Dr. , but that looks suspicious. You should have that checked because it looks just like a toomuh!

  9. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:

    The hell?

    Lotta’s last blog post..Slowly Restocking

  10. Tiffany Says:

    Looks more like someone’s unborn twin that just got removed. Seriously that’s just gross! Who would make such a thing….And why is it that the inside of the ‘womb’ is all black? Gonna have me some sweet dreams tonight.

  11. Tracy (16 comments.) Says:

    At least it’s not a snowglobe womb.

    Tracy’s last blog post..Baconnaise – A Review and a Contest!

  12. lizardlips Says:

    O. M. F. G. Someone needs a hobby!

  13. Bree Says:

    All I have to say is… Creepy obsession times 3! :)

  14. Dawn (1 comments.) Says:

    I have to admit, this is one of the strangest, cutest, and somewhat disturbing things I’ve ever seen.

    Dawn’s last blog post..How to Stop Worrying and Stressing

  15. Mrs. Tantrum (24 comments.) Says:

    Yes the premise is disgusting, BUT looking at it without reading the description I thought it was a rancid felt coconut.

    Maybe someone needs to get their head checked. (The lady making it not me…I already know I need mine checked!)

    Mrs. Tantrum’s last blog post..I Ripped My Pants

  16. viv (2 comments.) Says:

    hahaha! I just found your blog and love it. Will add it to my favorites…these posts are just toooo funny…. As to Bella’s womb????????????????????

    viv’s last blog post..The McClenahan

  17. Velma (19 comments.) Says:

    Womb obsession… I’m thinking the Octomom might go for this one?

    Velma’s last blog post..5 Things About My Week

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