“To the left, to the left…”
“If I were a boy…”
“Hold out your back (Oh) time to impress (Oh) Pull out your freakum dress…”
“If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it…Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh…Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh…”
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February 5th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
I am buying this for the BlogHer COCKtail party this year.
MUST. HAVE.
I wonder if I would be able to swing it around in circles? I’ll have to buy it early so I can practice.
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wabble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
…
February 5th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
HOLY CRAP that is MADE of awesome!
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February 5th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Oh, yeah, definitely WTF?! and maybe WTH?! and quite possibly GTHOOH?! (Get the hell outta here)!
Thanks for the strange things to laugh at! =)
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February 5th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Wow. That’s phenomenal. Rarely am I at a loss for words, by I sure am now…
February 5th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Wow… I definately agree with Desiree on this one.
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February 6th, 2009 at 9:32 am
I have always wondered what I would look like with a penis..this would answer all my questions. And I could belt out Beyonce’s song while swinging my penis around the house…oh fun!!
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February 6th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Do they do them in plussize cos I have to get me one.
February 6th, 2009 at 11:58 am
I sort of feel like this is the silence of the lambs all over again…I mean, sure it isnt human skin, but it follows the same idea…
it puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again…
ps. just when you didnt think it could get saggier or creepier…imagine if you wore it into a lake…
I digress.
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February 8th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
OH MY GOD….this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time, Where do you find these things, I also sort of want one…
You know what would be really funny? “Excuse be honey while I put on something a little more comfortable” Then come out wearing this!! Ha Ha Ha!!!, priceless.
February 13th, 2009 at 2:08 am
I’m thinking this whole thing has to do with her oppression as a Jewish Female. Note her necklace? She’s wearing a Chai. It’s an act of self empowerment. However she might have been a little more empowered if her Member of the Tribe was a little more impressive.
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February 14th, 2009 at 11:46 am
I only want this if it comes with something that allows me to pee out that thing. Otherwise I mean yeah it’s great for a COCKtail party, or that kind of thing, but you know just not practical for everyday wear. And when I buy a knit suit with balls I really am looking for practicality.
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