I love my children more than anything, but I am not one of those people who keep their umbilical cord, first curl or teeth.
Yes, I’m looking at you.
No thank you, not me. There’s just something about keeping molted part and pieces I find extremely eerie and demented.
Yes. I am looking at you.
Why not nail clippings to while you’re at it?
Yes. YOU.
But I digress.
Someone, somewhere will find this to be a fabulous idea.
Kinda like hanging their baby’s first shoe from the rear view mirror, only NOT.
This is a pair of Victorian inspired blackened cameo Genuine baby teeth earrings. The teeth have been cleaned and sanitized and are set on a black velvet pillow resting on a blackened cameo.
Yes, ladies you can wear your child’s molars on your ears.
The ultimate Helicopter Mom gift, if you ask me.
:: shudder ::
Mother’s Day is coming up. Too old? Meh. Just get in a bar fight or slug someone during a hockey game then just glue those babies on a set of earrings.
Thanks Candace Trew Calming for sending us this one!
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February 16th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
That is just disturbing.
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February 16th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Tooth fairy from hell is what I think when I look at that.
Kinda reminds me of the memento mori’s back in the 1800’s.
only they’re not as ugly or creepy….
February 16th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
I want an Oreo cookie. Odd.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
Holy hell that’s messed up.
February 17th, 2009 at 8:30 am
Ewwwww. For some reason I’m thinking of “The Silence of the Lambs.”
February 17th, 2009 at 11:09 am
I remember going threw my great aunts jewelery box and she had gold fillings that they took out of her dead husbands mouth. I find these earrings even creepier
February 17th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
That’s kind of creepy and wrong.
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February 17th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
OK, putting your own children’s teeth on some earrings is one thing (not that I condone that) but why oh why would someone ever think of selling their children’s teeth (on earrings)??? Who’s gonna buy them???? I mean, really. Blech.
February 17th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
That is just wrong on too many levels. Almost like the time I inherited the desk of a retired co-worker who had literally clipped his fingernails and trimmed his mustache into the center drawer!! No kidding. Left the drawer full of his freaking DNA! He would probably get these for his mom.
February 18th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Maybe I’m old fashioned but a tooth belongs in the mouth of its original owner or in the hands of the Tooth Fairy. What she does with it is anyone’s guess. Say, maybe that’s who’s making the earrings!
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February 21st, 2009 at 11:02 pm
i just threw up in my mouth a little
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February 22nd, 2009 at 2:28 pm
That’s just creepy.
I mean really why stop at just the teeth? Rip out a finger bone or two to make the matching pin. Wouldn’t that be sweet? While you’re at it maybe you could bronze the first turd as a necklace?
Like I said its just creepy.
February 23rd, 2009 at 10:42 am
What the F?