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Remember the days of grade school where there was one little kid, always dressed perfectly, always happy to clap erasers or hand out papers to the class in the spirit of sucking the teacher’s ass helping the teacher?

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Always with the right answer.

Always well prepared for quizzes.

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Always with her hand raised.

You know what happens to those kids?

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Well they probably grow up to be doctors and lawyers and business executives and they’re all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same.

Others?  Create.

Based on bitter memories and too much time spent with lye.

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Thanks GirlShawn!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on February 19, 2009 @ 11:14 pm  

17 Responses to “Eager Beavers”

  1. RubyTuesday Says:

    Nice “little boxes” reference…soo trendy haha

  2. flutter (56 comments.) Says:

    oh HELL no.

  3. Shae (1 comments.) Says:

    I wish I had some money because I would so buy those! They are hilariously awesome.

  4. iasa (7 comments.) Says:

    I love those and I am quite sure my boys would finally wash up without being told.

    iasa’s last blog post..Zoinks Mon Ami

  5. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    Seriously iasa? Your boys will only wash with baby hands? I hope you’re saving for therapy – that’s dirty on several levels. Ew.

  6. iasa (7 comments.) Says:

    Karen, they can’t be evil super geniuses if they go to therapy. Silly girl :)

    iasa’s last blog post..Zoinks Mon Ami

  7. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    bwahahahaha…true! have at it!

  8. capecodjewel (1 comments.) Says:

    LOL… I bought these! I just thought they were so cool.

    Yes, I do have a creepy side. ;)

    capecodjewel’s last blog post..Funky Fresh Fish Earrings – Yellow

  9. Dynila (2 comments.) Says:

    I love that you have a tag, “Disturbing Things We Should Never Own“. These soaps definitely belong in that category.

    Dynila’s last blog post..Tuesday Tirade: Blinded by the Light(s)

  10. Procrastamom (3 comments.) Says:

    Those? Are teh awesome!

    And they ship to Canada, which almost never happens with US soapmakers on etsy. Jeeves! Bring me my credit card!

  11. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:

    I’ve totally seen these, I love them. Creepy as they are, I just ADORE THEM! Also, I was totally that kid in class that was too perfect. Now I obsess about my art. Oh well, we can’t all be lawyers…and NO, I dont make soap. Shit, I barely use it….oops, too much information.

    candace trew camling’s last blog post..Illustration Friday – Instinct

  12. Kathy Says:

    I think these are freakin’ hilarious! I would buy them in an instant if we used anything other than liquid soap here!

  13. Bree Says:

    Those are total cuteness!!! Perfect for the guest bathroom… *evil snicker*

  14. Annie Says:

    I LOVE them! They would come in HANDY.

  15. Taylor Blue (91 comments.) Says:

    Seriously, these scare the heck out of me. I wouldn’t want baby hands anywhere near my bathroom.

    Taylor Blue’s last blog post..New Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus Picture Released

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  17. All Washed Up « mermaids Says:

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