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Coming Up Rainbows (God I Crack Myself Up)

Life is not always rosy perfection. It’s not always big fluffy bunnies or sunshine may not shoot rainbows outta my butt. It’s a myth people. It doesn’t happen. Like unicorns.

(Or uniPORN)

I can, however, assure you that if there was such thing as a unicorn (or uniPORN) those rainbows would come shooting out of the mouth.

Rainbows and stars.

Shooting from the mouth.

BLARGH!

barfing unicorn Coming Up Rainbows (God I Crack Myself Up)

Oh, don’t be like that! It could happen.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on February 25, 2009 @ 1:23 pm  

10 Responses to “Coming Up Rainbows (God I Crack Myself Up)”

  1. moosh in indy. (16 comments.) Says:

    They must be a blogger.
    A really happy blogger.

    moosh in indy.’s last blog post..moosh in nashvegas.

  2. CJ (2 comments.) Says:

    That is hilarious! I blogged about shitting rainbows today!

    CJ’s last blog post..Happy Anniversary, Baby!

  3. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    I think I made that in Grade 8. Seriously.

  4. Tiffany Says:

    Poor Starlight. He was out partying with Rainbow Brite for Mardi Gras and had too many tequila sunrises.

  5. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:

    that is so assy. I love it!

    candace trew camling’s last blog post..Illustration Friday – Instinct (Color Version)

  6. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:

    I vomit rainbows all the time!

    Lotta’s last blog post..Mom O Matic Stimulus Package

  7. followthatdog (27 comments.) Says:

    I’m pretty sure all unicorns barf rainbows because this says they fart glitter.
    http://mingle2.com/dating/unicorn

    followthatdog’s last blog post..Why I’m so pissed off about Top Chef.

  8. Tracy (16 comments.) Says:

    Ewwww, he’s going to step in it!

    Tracy’s last blog post..My brave and inspiring battle with contrahension

  9. Mrs. Tantrum (9 comments.) Says:

    That puts a WHOLE new spin on that “Poop Rainbows and Fart Butterflies” saying. Or the one from STUPIDNANNY where the kid screamed “LIFE IS NOT JUST ALL RAINBOWS AND SAUSAGES LADY!”

    Maybe it is, and this is what happens when you eat too many of both.

    Mrs. Tantrum’s last blog post..Protests, Fish Poop, and Puking

  10. Maggie Says:

    This terrifies me. I think because it makes me remember this rather disturbing yet hilarious video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yJCNNwHUOE

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