Life is not always rosy perfection. It’s not always big fluffy bunnies or sunshine may not shoot rainbows outta my butt. It’s a myth people. It doesn’t happen. Like unicorns.

(Or uniPORN)

I can, however, assure you that if there was such thing as a unicorn (or uniPORN) those rainbows would come shooting out of the mouth.

Rainbows and stars.

Shooting from the mouth.

BLARGH!

Oh, don’t be like that! It could happen.

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10 Responses to “Coming Up Rainbows (God I Crack Myself Up)”

1. moosh in indy. (16 comments.) Says:
   February 25th, 2009 at 1:28 pm

   They must be a blogger.
   A really happy blogger.

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2. CJ (2 comments.) Says:
   February 25th, 2009 at 1:31 pm

   That is hilarious! I blogged about shitting rainbows today!

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3. Karen Sugarpants Says:
   February 25th, 2009 at 1:35 pm

   I think I made that in Grade 8. Seriously.

4. Tiffany Says:
   February 25th, 2009 at 2:57 pm

   Poor Starlight. He was out partying with Rainbow Brite for Mardi Gras and had too many tequila sunrises.

5. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:
   February 25th, 2009 at 4:01 pm

   that is so assy. I love it!

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6. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:
   February 25th, 2009 at 6:03 pm

   I vomit rainbows all the time!

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7. followthatdog (27 comments.) Says:
   February 26th, 2009 at 1:20 am

   I’m pretty sure all unicorns barf rainbows because this says they fart glitter.
   http://mingle2.com/dating/unicorn

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8. Tracy (16 comments.) Says:
   February 26th, 2009 at 10:06 am

   Ewwww, he’s going to step in it!

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9. Mrs. Tantrum (9 comments.) Says:
   February 26th, 2009 at 10:31 am

   That puts a WHOLE new spin on that “Poop Rainbows and Fart Butterflies” saying. Or the one from STUPIDNANNY where the kid screamed “LIFE IS NOT JUST ALL RAINBOWS AND SAUSAGES LADY!”

   Maybe it is, and this is what happens when you eat too many of both.

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10. Maggie Says:
    February 26th, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    This terrifies me. I think because it makes me remember this rather disturbing yet hilarious video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yJCNNwHUOE