Gene Simmons meets Teddy Ruxpin.  *scritch scritch scritch*

Three words: Six Flags Guy

A girl I knew in high school: looked exactly like this.

When Emo kids lose their dreadfalls.

Does this dolly belong with this kid?

Did you find that bebe in a chimney?

Hey clameyes, you gots sumpin in yer teef!

I just don’t understand.  What is this supposed to be?

Why do all ‘found art objects’ made from ‘mixed media’ look like they were rubbed in shoe polish?

Dear crafters, Cut it out.  Love, The Craftastrophe Girls.

14 Responses to “Top 10 Examples of Noooo, Your Craft Isn’t Creepy AT ALL.”

1. Foot In Mouth (1 comments.) Says:
   January 27th, 2009 at 8:15 pm

   I’m just not sure which one is creepiest..I think though I’ll go with the teddy ruxpin on acid.

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   Karen Sugarpants Reply:
   January 27th, 2009 at 9:29 pm

   @Foot In Mouth, that was my fave too!

   

   sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Reply:
   January 27th, 2009 at 9:35 pm

   @Karen Sugarpants, dood

2. sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Says:
   January 27th, 2009 at 9:32 pm

   testing this bitch

   

   Karen Sugarpants Reply:
   January 27th, 2009 at 9:37 pm

   @sam {temptingmama}, testing

3. sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Says:
   January 27th, 2009 at 9:35 pm

   try again

4. sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Says:
   January 27th, 2009 at 9:35 pm

   wtf?

   

   Karen Sugarpants Reply:
   January 27th, 2009 at 9:37 pm

   @sam {temptingmama}, blah blah testing

5. Karen Sugarpants Says:
   January 27th, 2009 at 9:36 pm

   testing comments again…

   

   sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Reply:
   January 27th, 2009 at 9:38 pm

   @Karen Sugarpants, testing your testie button

   

   sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Reply:
   January 27th, 2009 at 9:40 pm

   @Karen Sugarpants, Testie McTesterson

6. Taylor Blue (91 comments.) Says:
   January 28th, 2009 at 12:24 pm

   And this is a great example of why I don’t like clowns!

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7. Bex Says:
   January 28th, 2009 at 1:03 pm

   My daughter has the very same pink bear that started the Gene Ruxbin bear at the top of this page! OMG she would be horrified if she saw this picture.

8. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:
   January 29th, 2009 at 4:26 pm

   The faceless doll is the most disturbing. What happened to these people?

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