I don’t hate Bratz dolls enough to make one into a knife block, but I will admit I snorted when I saw this!
{instructions at source, if you’re so inclined}
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on January 2, 2009 @ 12:01 pm
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January 2nd, 2009 at 4:23 pm
This is very Pat Bateman. Eww, creepy.
January 2nd, 2009 at 8:32 pm
I wonder if the minds at Mattel came up with this?
Tracy Lee’s last blog post..Spritekin, the Kappa.
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:52 am
BWAH. Freaking sweet.
January 3rd, 2009 at 7:02 am
[...] There Will Be Blood (tags: craftastrophe) [...]
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:25 am
This is a red flag of something, I’m sure. Something Mariska Hartigay needs to investigate.
January 3rd, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I’m mortified. Not because of this gorgeous, xtreme craftness, but because I found this site via google analytics, who says craftastrophe has sent me visitors! I know I’ve probably made some crap in my life, but I never put a bunch of knives in a doll head.
Athough, when I was little, I did keep my dolls hanging by thei hair on the wall. But that really was more my father’s idea than mine.
below 14th’s last blog post..Hi.
January 3rd, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Bratz has been ordered by the courts to stop making any and all Bratz products; Mattel won in court. This thing is gonna be a collectors item someday.
DC’s last blog post..Autumnal Ruby – OOAK
January 4th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Somewhere in the world a whore has a really bad headache thanks to this crafty voodoo shit.
By the way I nominated your sorry asses for a best craft blog Weblog Award.