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There Will Be Blood

I don’t hate Bratz dolls enough to make one into a knife block, but I will admit I snorted when I saw this!

bratz knife block 3 There Will Be Blood

{instructions at source, if you’re so inclined}

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on January 2, 2009 @ 12:01 pm  

8 Responses to “There Will Be Blood”

  1. Lo Says:

    This is very Pat Bateman. Eww, creepy.

  2. Tracy Lee (12 comments.) Says:

    I wonder if the minds at Mattel came up with this?

    Tracy Lee’s last blog post..Spritekin, the Kappa.

  3. velocibadgergirl (57 comments.) Says:

    BWAH. Freaking sweet.

  4. caseycasey.net » Blog Archive » links for 2009-01-03 Says:

    [...] There Will Be Blood (tags: craftastrophe) [...]

  5. deb (58 comments.) Says:

    This is a red flag of something, I’m sure. Something Mariska Hartigay needs to investigate.

  6. below 14th (4 comments.) Says:

    I’m mortified. Not because of this gorgeous, xtreme craftness, but because I found this site via google analytics, who says craftastrophe has sent me visitors! I know I’ve probably made some crap in my life, but I never put a bunch of knives in a doll head.

    Athough, when I was little, I did keep my dolls hanging by thei hair on the wall. But that really was more my father’s idea than mine.

    below 14th’s last blog post..Hi.

  7. DC (4 comments.) Says:

    Bratz has been ordered by the courts to stop making any and all Bratz products; Mattel won in court. This thing is gonna be a collectors item someday.

    DC’s last blog post..Autumnal Ruby – OOAK

  8. Lotta (15 comments.) Says:

    Somewhere in the world a whore has a really bad headache thanks to this crafty voodoo shit.

    By the way I nominated your sorry asses for a best craft blog Weblog Award.

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