Reader Valerie found this little gem and couldn't help laughing at the ridiculousness of the sock monkey heads on the boob part of the dress. I can just imagine Sam wearing this and trying to breastfeeding her baby. Hope you're saving for therapy, Mommy!
You really have to love sock monkeys in order to wear something like this. Especially to have the monkey's gaping maw on your butt while little monkey legs swing around and whack your butt. You're like shopping along in the mall, hoofin' it across the food court in your Keds and Sock Monkey Dress and there's monkey-foot-love all over your backside. Weird.
But then, maybe you're into that sort of thing. I don't want to know. I don't want to know that you get all hot and monkified over work socks wrapping your entire body while monkeys slap your a$$. I don't want to know that you secretly wish your nipples were monkey mouths. Or that you like those hot little monkey ears tickling you up in your cleavage. That's the stuff CSI episodes are made of.
Imagine trying to go to the bathroom in this dress. You gotta hike up like 45 feet of hot itchy wool up around your waist like a spare tire of yarn and try and teeter yourself over a toilet.
You do realize sock monkeys are made from work socks right? The traditional sock monkey is made from WORK SOCKS. Itchy, hot, wool, work socks. I get hives just looking at this dress. Mostly because I imagine monkified panties under that dress.
*scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch*
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on January 28, 2009 @ 10:59 am