Reader Valerie found this little gem and couldn’t help laughing at the ridiculousness of the sock monkey heads on the boob part of the dress. I can just imagine Sam wearing this and trying to breastfeeding her baby. Hope you’re saving for therapy, Mommy!
You really have to love sock monkeys in order to wear something like this. Especially to have the monkey’s gaping maw on your butt while little monkey legs swing around and whack your butt. You’re like shopping along in the mall, hoofin’ it across the food court in your Keds and Sock Monkey Dress and there’s monkey-foot-love all over your backside. Weird.
But then, maybe you’re into that sort of thing. I don’t want to know. I don’t want to know that you get all hot and monkified over work socks wrapping your entire body while monkeys slap your a$$. I don’t want to know that you secretly wish your nipples were monkey mouths. Or that you like those hot little monkey ears tickling you up in your cleavage. That’s the stuff CSI episodes are made of.
Imagine trying to go to the bathroom in this dress. You gotta hike up like 45 feet of hot itchy wool up around your waist like a spare tire of yarn and try and teeter yourself over a toilet.
You do realize sock monkeys are made from work socks right? The traditional sock monkey is made from WORK SOCKS. Itchy, hot, wool, work socks. I get hives just looking at this dress. Mostly because I imagine monkified panties under that dress.
*scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch*
Thanks Valerie!
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January 28th, 2009 at 11:04 am
I love that. That is awesome!
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January 28th, 2009 at 11:34 am
What I love is that the butt of her dess has the red monkey butt…
Who wants a monkey butt????
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
January 28th, 2009 at 11:35 am
@Jeremy Rivera, that’s the butt? I thought that was a mouth! LOL!
January 28th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
I am so proud to have found this beauty to share.
Its just… c’mon, monkey boobs! And th model is so happy about it all…
January 28th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
this is awesome! haha
i love wearable ‘art’.
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January 28th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
I really want to know why someone would make TWO different sock monkey dresses. http://www.hazelandmelvin.com/products/sock-monkeys/wearable-art/sock-monkey-dress Is the demand that high? Or are the demanders high?
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Kit Reply:
January 28th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
@Burgh Baby, Actually, when I was at a folk art museum in wisconsin, one of the artists had made a whole line of sock monkey dresses. Some of them were really cool, like a chain of sock monkeys on a belt. But yeah, this is a little bit crazy.
January 28th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Bwahahahaha! Breastfeeding would NOT be happening in that thing. The kid would be grabbing at everything and not eating LOL
And how about chasing a preschooler through Costco in that thing. Did you notice the amount of leg room in that bad boy? Those would be the fastest and shortest steps EVAH.
*swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish…*
HAHAAHAHA
Forget about lunges or you’d rip that sock right in half.
Karen Sugarpants Reply:
January 28th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
@sam {temptingmama}, You’d’ set your wool panties on fire if you ran!
*swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish…*
spark…poof! ARGHHHHHH!!!!
Death by Sock Monkey Dress Fire!
January 28th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Here I was, thinking it was all kinds of comfy until you mentioned the wool part. Must get away from here before I scratch myself into an icky sticky mess! GAH!!!! Wool!!!!
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January 29th, 2009 at 1:39 am
If you take away the monketness of the dress, it’s actually kinda nice.
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January 29th, 2009 at 10:38 am
They should make footed pajamas for adults. LOL
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January 29th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
All I can think is that if I saw someone in that dress I would be unnaturally compelled to grab their ta tas….I mean the monkey heads are screaming “PLEASE FONDLE ME” and “I LIKE TO BE SCRATCHED!
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January 30th, 2009 at 6:43 am
You know, actually the dress wouldn’t be so bad if the butt part was just all gray. Yes, I said that. It would be even cuter if it was sleeveless and was much shorter. Yes, I said “cuter.” I like the dress.
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so so tacky lol but funny
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