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Ralphie The Dead Kitty

Fellow Canadian Schmutzie rocks our world.  Not only does she have a wicked sense of humour, she has the ability to channel her creativity into something like this:

ralphie dead kitty 1 Ralphie The Dead Kitty

Meet Ralphie the Dead Kitty.

ralphie dead kitty 2 Ralphie The Dead Kitty

Ralphie is hilarious on his own but the description of how he came about and how quickly he was snatched up made me laugh even harder, especially after hearing that Schmutzie was commissioned by her husband to create Ralphie’s butthole:

ralphie dead kitty thumb1 Ralphie The Dead Kitty

So read the entire story here.  And while you’re at it, subscribe to Schmutzie’s blog feed.  This page is a good snapshot of what you’re in for!

Hat tip to Suebob for pointing us to this find.

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5 Responses to “Ralphie The Dead Kitty”

  1. Elizabeth (6 comments.) says:
    January 5, 2009 at 10:52 pm

    That right there is why I and so many other people love Schmutzie!

  2. evabaruk (38 comments.) says:
    January 6, 2009 at 10:40 am

    I am sooo loving the dead kitty.

    evabaruk’s last blog post..I Still Miss You

  3. Taylor Blue (67 comments.) says:
    January 6, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    I love it too.. is that wrong?? I would totally buy him for my son to cuddle up with at night.. :)

    Taylor Blue’s last blog post..Yes, John Krasinski And Emily Blunt Are Dating

  4. Loralee (5 comments.) says:
    January 8, 2009 at 12:48 am

    I fracking LOVE that thing. (And Schmutzie)

    Loralee’s last blog post..Today I feel like insurance companies are of the devil.

  5. hangman gamer (1 comments.) says:
    January 8, 2009 at 9:46 am

    if you’re into hangman try http://www.webhangman.com, it has single, multiplayer, high-scores and more hagnman game modes, perfect when your boss is not looking … ;-)

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