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Proclaim Your Love For The Beef

In a world of healthy eating, exercising and blah, blah, fat, obese, blah. Proclaiming your love for fast food is probably extremely faux pas.

But really? Who cares?

(Obviously not me, that’s why I’m about the size of all seven drawfs combined.)

(Wait. That didn’t make sense.)

(Forget it, I’m not trying another analogy. I suck. The End.)

I do, however, want to proclaim my love for Wendy’s over and over every day with this dress.

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Know how when you’re finished a night clubbing and everyone rushes for the nearest fast food joint for some eats? If you were to wear this clubbing, I bet every guy would be all over you at closing time.

Good or bad? That’s up to you.

You think I’d be invited to the BlogHer CheeseburgHer party if I promised to wear this dress?

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on January 14, 2009
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A Car Lover’s Dream

Got a car lover in your life? Someone who dreams, talks and obsesses with cars? Here’s a pillow for them!

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First off. The craftmanship looks amazing. It’s knitted; not a silkscreen, someone has put a lot of effort into this.

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Or so I thought…

This is a sport car wheel-shape pillow made in knit. The graphics on this pillow is knitted, instead of printed, in five different colors. The pillow cover is custom made using a specialized knit machine and sewed together by myself.

A knitting machine? Dude, that’s hardcore.

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Itty Bitty Boobie Bag

I like pretty bras just as much as the next girl, but I think I perfer to keep mine in my shirt.

bra handbag Itty Bitty Boobie Bag

The perfect little bag for going out! Will hold your lipstick and a small wallet for I.D.. and if you’re like me, you can find a few little things that will fit in here!

Made from little tiny baby boobie bra’s, and hand stitched to form a little purse! Latched at the top with the hooks from the back of the bra to keep your stuff inside.

Seriously? Little tiny baby boobie bras? What, prey tell, is a tiny baby boobie because I don’t know that they even make something for that.

Aw, what sweet tiny baby boobies you have!

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Cute idea? Sure. Well thought out? Um…..

SO cute and SO elegant! Perfect for a wedding handbag! Imagine all the bridesmaids having little matching Boobie Purses? SO CUTE and So much fun!

Ya. Just imagine that.

Thanks to Amy for sending this one!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on January 13, 2009
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Pussy Purse – And Yes This is Safe For Work

Why so angry kitty?

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Wha happen to yer hairs pretty kitty?

Oh noes! Someone is making a purse with your hairs!?

It seems someone has taken dem and made thems into a little fuzzy purse.

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A pretty bitty bag for your owner! How sweet!

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How about that – a bag for your lovely owner as well as one for yourself. So wonderful!

It’s really nothing to get upset about precious kitty cat. You’re not dying for your hair, and it will grow back. It’s a renewable resource. Look it up.

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Kitty, kitty, kitty… you don’t need that extra fur… it’s needed for these delicious handbags which are custom made for your owners to love and cherish even when you’re gone.

Just please, do not barf , or pee-pee on it.

(If you’re thinking I’ve completely gone off the deep end, there is a lady that actually does make purses from persian cat hair. For serious!)

(And if you don’t watch the whole video at least skip head to the 2:04 mark because that’s the part that made my snort pop out my nose.)

Too bad I only have a domestic short hair I would totally consider exploiting his ass. He better be counting his blessings right this moment and swallow that fur ball.

Thanks to Katie for sending us this one!!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on January 11, 2009
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Hangman Necklace Giveaway Winner!!

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First I’d like to congratulate our lovely winner of the Below14th‘s Hangman Necklace:

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on January 10, 2009
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