Good Morning lovies! I do hope you slept well last night. No bad dreams to keep you awake?

I had a dreadful sleep, what, with working on getting the baby to Cry It Out, the Preschooler pissing the bed and then wanting to sleep with us – which then resulted in me getting pushed out and TOLD – by the Preschooler – to sleep in the bed in the nursery.

Only to wake up early and be greeted by this treasure as soon as I began my search for Teh Awesome.

I suppose I could be grateful that I came upon it now rather than bedtime tonight.

The look on that dirty baby’s face is freakin’ PRICELESS. I damn near spit coffee all over myself!

These buggers seriously freaked my sh*t out.

That first baby has that whole Gospel Church Hallelujah! thing down pat.

Git down wit yer bad self  Toddlerpede!

Enjoy your day! Hope you don’t run into any toddlerpedes.

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23 Responses to “What Nightmares Are Made Of”

1. Velma (19 comments.) Says:
   January 8th, 2009 at 9:29 am

   I cannot tell you how grateful I am that my daughter wasn’t looking over my shoulder to see that specimen. She would take one peek and have nightmares for days!

   Velma’s last blog post..Another Day, Another Disgusting Mouthing Episode.

2. Taylor Blue (91 comments.) Says:
   January 8th, 2009 at 9:36 am

   That top one reminds me of me.. I only wish I could turn into one of those to get all my kids to listen to me. I may buy one to wip out just to scare them to listen to me.

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3. Vic (21 comments.) Says:
   January 8th, 2009 at 9:51 am

   OMG, that is so wrong, but bizarrely interesting. Funnily enough, while it may give nightmares to some, I think the boy would rather appreciate a toy like that.

   Vic’s last blog post..The one where my mind runs away with itself

4. Jenn Says:
   January 8th, 2009 at 9:52 am

   Sort of reminds me of that snake thing in Beetlejuice. . . except with mutant babies from hell.

   ick

5. below14th (2 comments.) Says:
   January 8th, 2009 at 10:41 am

   hellbaby to the max.

6. Sarcastica (18 comments.) Says:
   January 8th, 2009 at 11:03 am

   Holy crap that’s terrifying!!

   Sarcastica’s last blog post..I’ve not yet said the word vaginally on this blog

7. dot (1 comments.) Says:
   January 8th, 2009 at 11:40 am

   That is just beyond freaky!

8. zandor (75 comments.) Says:
   January 8th, 2009 at 2:04 pm

   The face of that first one makes it about a million times more creepy then if it was a different face.

   zandor’s last blog post..You need help.

9. Lara (1 comments.) Says:
   January 8th, 2009 at 3:57 pm

   The first doll’s face is so spectacular, I just had to calm myself down and wipe away tears before I could even comment. This has made my day!

10. Deb (58 comments.) Says:
    January 8th, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    I want to commission a knitted birthing mother doll (with wedding ring, of course) and then have the baby be like this, and so when you reinact the birth it just keeps coming on out of the knitted vagina like midget clowns out of a VW at the circus.

    Do you think they’ll charge me by the arm?

    Deb’s last blog post..No, YOU Get Off of MY Yard Old Man

11. Hannah (7 comments.) Says:
    January 8th, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    These look like the centipedes I hastily kill when found in my basement…naturally, I would want to buy the doll version of those vile creatures.

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12. Ruprecht (23 comments.) Says:
    January 8th, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    I.

    Am.

    In.

    Awe.

    ……………………. Ruprecht

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13. Kit Says:
    January 8th, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    Ya know, it’s actually kind of cool in a creepy sort of way. I’m not saying I’d buy one, but it looks like something that would be in a folk art museum.

14. flutter (56 comments.) Says:
    January 9th, 2009 at 12:19 am

    Jesus, NO!!! I think I just shit myself.

    oh, wait I can put that on etsy!

    flutter’s last blog post..The impostor’s clothes

15. Jupiter (6 comments.) Says:
    January 9th, 2009 at 9:38 am

    I’m fascinated. And kind of creeped out that I am .

16. Lotta (15 comments.) Says:
    January 9th, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    I think it’s time for a cage match. Reborn dolls versus Centipede doll.

    Lotta’s last blog post..French Twist Vintage Button Ring

17. Jeremy Rivera (12 comments.) Says:
    January 9th, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    GOOD LORD! Protect us!
    That first one is most creepy because of the look on it’s face. reminds me of that toystory monster.

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18. Katherine (The Queen) (1 comments.) Says:
    January 9th, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    Horrified but amused…make that “horused.”

    This is the only thing that might have an effect on my childebeasts behavior. Nah – they’d probably eat it. But it would keep me in line.

    Katherine (The Queen)’s last blog post..Get Your Sexy On with Silhouette

19. Mrs. Schmitty (11 comments.) Says:
    January 9th, 2009 at 11:17 pm

    Holy Shit!

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22. Michele Says:
    January 12th, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    OMFG…………..

23. Secret Mom Thoughts (3 comments.) Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    OMG. I’m going to have nightmares about these. You were not kidding.

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