Do mermaids use knives and forks when they eat? No, they use their fish fingers!
What did the sea say to the Little Mermaid? Nothing, it just waved!
What has beautiful hair, a pretty face, two arms, a fish's tail, looks like a mermaid, but isn't a mermaid? A photograph of a mermaid!
Which part of a mermaid weighs the most? The scales!
Why did the Little Mermaid look the other way? Because the seaweed.
Why was the Little Mermaid embarrassed? Because she saw the big ship's bottom!
Dramatic Deaf Mermaid.
Can you hear me now?
Yeah! Jazz Hands!
And the best joke of all? The price.