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Mermaids Are Funny When They Are Overpriced

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Do mermaids use knives and forks when they eat? No, they use their fish fingers!

What did the sea say to the Little Mermaid? Nothing, it just waved!

What has beautiful hair, a pretty face, two arms, a fish's tail, looks like a mermaid, but isn't a mermaid? A photograph of a mermaid!

il_430xn53938043 What is a mermaid's favourite song? Salmon-chanted Evening!

Which part of a mermaid weighs the most? The scales!

Why did the Little Mermaid look the other way? Because the seaweed.

il_430xn53937337 Why did the Little Mermaid ride a sea-horse? Because she was playing water polo!

Why was the Little Mermaid embarrassed? Because she saw the big ship's bottom!

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Dramatic Deaf Mermaid.

Can you hear me now?

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Yeah!  Jazz Hands!

And the best joke of all?  The price.

$1,275.00

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Thanks Christine!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on January 29, 2009 @ 12:29 pm  

4 Responses to “Mermaids Are Funny When They Are Overpriced”

  1. Wicked Says:

    I like the octopus on top. But otherwise the rest is fugly.

  2. Mrs. Tantrum (24 comments.) Says:

    Maybe you could store your cotton tampons in here…or your giant stash of CRAZY MEDICINE YOU FORGOT TO TAKE!

    Mrs. Tantrum’s last blog post..Baby Bug

  3. Miss Mouthy (1 comments.) Says:

    Wow. For 20 bucks? Maybe for my MIL. For that price it must have been crafted by endangered elephants.

    Miss Mouthy’s last blog post..FlyLady Failure now Motivated Mom?

    P Reply:

    At least the endangered elephants can’t help making something so ugly. They don’t really have opposable thumbs.

    A human who made that…. If I had to guess, I’d say patient at a mental hospital? Otherwise, at least buying it would be for charity.






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