Want an edible thong but aren’t sure what ingredients are safe for your bod?

A little red lace thong made from red lace candy might make his heart race!  And the snot-nosed kid at the Walmart won’t be the wiser when he rings your candy purchase through!  Diabetic comas included with every orgasm.  We give and we give, people.

Knitty.com has the pattern but warns:

Like all fine lingerie, these panties are very delicate. Knit gently. If you need your L-string to last longer than a few hours before use, you will need to keep the panties moist.

They mean vegetable oil, perv-o.

On a somewhat poontastic related note, Deb on the Rocks is requesting Madame T. melt down her Bush for a world-wide Bush Whacking Waxing.  Go see.

Thanks Gisela for the sweet find!

4 Responses to “Knot a Thong”

1. Tracer Bullet Says:
   January 19th, 2009 at 6:27 pm

   Is that meant to be . . . sexy?! All I see when I look at this thing is tooth decay and a nasty infection.

2. Sarcastica (18 comments.) Says:
   January 19th, 2009 at 7:22 pm

   This look tastey. I want them. For me, to eat…not off anybody or anything :S k I’m shutting up now.

3. Kathy (7 comments.) Says:
   January 19th, 2009 at 8:56 pm

   This is like a Project Runway challenge gone horribly wrong.

4. lizardlips Says:
   January 21st, 2009 at 9:05 am

   Oh. My. ::jawdrop::