Before I get to today’s Craftastrophe (which really, you should stick around for because OH MY DAYS it’s funny horrifying), I must tell you the good news!
Craftastrophe was nominated in the Best Art, Craft, or Design Weblog category in the 2009 Bloggies.
Yeah, we don’t know what the hell they were thinking either. I mean really, they must be on some sort of drug that makes them all shaky and weird. Probably they read our blog and immediately sought medical help for mental anguish and then got these little pills but because they were so traumatized, they shook too many pills out and overdosed and SLAMMO! Down the gullet with a cocktail of FUN, and next thing you know, this blog is in a contest. Druggies are really unpredictable. Don’t loan anybody money over at the 2009 Bloggies. They’ll just use it all for blow and hos. Is that how you spell ho, plural? See, we’re not even good writers. We don’t even know our grammar.
We’re also guessing the “Blog Most Likely To Warrant Therapy” category was nixed at the last minute. To be in the same category with big blogs like Post Secret, Apartment Porn Therapy (omfg we love them), and Yarn Harlot scares the pants off of us. And that’s saying something nothing because we often blog without pants. We’re big fans of pantsless blogging. With glitter. And warm glue.
ANYWAY.
In order for us to win the 2009 Bloggies, we’d probably have to resort to some sort of showing of our tits. I mean, we’re up against POST SECRET, for goodness sakes. Dude does a great service to the blogging community once a week and donates a pantload of money to suicide prevention. So even showing our tits won’t work. Besides, we’re both raging feminists and well, the other ladies would be pissed if we did that.
Instead I’m just going to say, “We’re heads over tits that we’re finalists in the 2009 Bloggies! Vote for us!”
See what I did there? Heads over tits? That oughtta do it!
Oh and while you are voting – please note that our very own Sam (of Temptation Designs) designed Blog Nosh Magazine, who are nominated for “Best Designed Weblog,” and my cousin Sarcastica is up for “Best Teen Weblog.”
GO VOTE! Vote daily and remember to floss!
January 22nd, 2009 at 8:21 pm
If you don’t vote at all, well that’s just pure pigheadedness isn’t it? Oh look at my play on words I am tre awesome. Tre as in super
January 22nd, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Congratulations.
And thanks for corrupting my mind. (That, in itself, should be prize enough ….)
January 22nd, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Genius girls! Sam, you are the it girl this year! I’m so excited for you.
sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Reply:
January 24th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
@Deb, HAHAHA, hardly. I don’t think I’ll ever be the it girl. I tend to
lurkhide in the shadows. LOLJanuary 23rd, 2009 at 5:21 am
totally voted for you. Even though I had nightmares about unicorns and mythical creatures getting their sexy on last night…
And can you vote everyday? I thought it was a one time thing…
sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Reply:
January 24th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
@Kelley, Uniporn dreams? That’s totally HOT. Bwahahahaha!
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:43 am
I voted for you. This is probably the most random interesting site there.
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:14 pm
I’m voting for you because I’m scared of what you’ll post if I don’t.
That tag cloud over there? Best on the net.
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:00 pm
GREAT! I am voting!
January 24th, 2009 at 2:31 am
I really like your content, I think it’s quite funny. I”ll probably vote for you.
Is there anyway you can fix things so that I can read from one post to the next without back clicking to the main page. I really hate having to back click every single time. I would visit more often if the interface was more streamlined.
Pretty please?
sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Reply:
January 24th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Done and done. I’ve added permalinks to the posts following and preceeding the post you’re visiting. Hopefully it makes for a more enjoyable stay! Thanks for your comment!!
January 24th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
TOTALLY voted for you.
If crocheted boobies don’t deserve to win a bloggie, well…nothing does.
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sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Reply:
January 24th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
@Loralee, I LOVE the way you think!
January 27th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
How am I just NOW seeing this?
Oh my ick! This reminds me of something straight out of Texas Chainsaw Massacre!
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