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Holy Pig Head Bras!  We’re Nominated in the 2009 Bloggies!

Before I get to today’s Craftastrophe (which really, you should stick around for because OH MY DAYS it’s funny horrifying), I must tell you the good news!

Craftastrophe was nominated in the Best Art, Craft, or Design Weblog category in the 2009 Bloggies.

Yeah, we don’t know what the hell they were thinking either.  I mean really, they must be on some sort of drug that makes them all shaky and weird.  Probably they read our blog and immediately sought medical help for mental anguish and then got these little pills but because they were so traumatized, they shook too many pills out and overdosed and SLAMMO! Down the gullet with a cocktail of FUN, and next thing you know, this blog is in a contest.  Druggies are really unpredictable.  Don’t loan anybody money over at the 2009 Bloggies.  They’ll just use it all for blow and hos.  Is that how you spell ho, plural?  See, we’re not even good writers.  We don’t even know our grammar.

We’re also guessing the “Blog Most Likely To Warrant Therapy” category was nixed at the last minute.  To be in the same category with big blogs like Post Secret, Apartment Porn Therapy (omfg we love them), and Yarn Harlot scares the pants off of us.  And that’s saying something nothing because we often blog without pants.  We’re big fans of pantsless blogging. With glitter.  And warm glue.

ANYWAY.

In order for us to win the 2009 Bloggies, we’d probably have to resort to some sort of showing of our tits.  I mean, we’re up against POST SECRET, for goodness sakes.  Dude does a great service to the blogging community once a week and donates a pantload of money to suicide prevention.   So even showing our tits won’t work.  Besides, we’re both raging feminists and well, the other ladies would be pissed if we did that.

Instead I’m just going to say, “We’re heads over tits that we’re finalists in the 2009 Bloggies!  Vote for us!”

pig head bra Holy Pig Head Bras!  Were Nominated in the 2009 Bloggies!

See what I did there?  Heads over tits?  That oughtta do it!

Oh and while you are voting – please note that our very own Sam (of Temptation Designs) designed Blog Nosh Magazine, who are nominated for “Best Designed Weblog,” and my cousin Sarcastica is up for “Best Teen Weblog.”

GO VOTE!  Vote daily and remember to floss!

{pig head bra source}

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on January 22, 2009 @ 7:15 pm  

14 Responses to “Holy Pig Head Bras! We’re Nominated in the 2009 Bloggies!”

  1. Sarcastica (18 comments.) Says:

    If you don’t vote at all, well that’s just pure pigheadedness isn’t it? Oh look at my play on words I am tre awesome. Tre as in super :)

  2. Ruprecht (23 comments.) Says:

    Congratulations.

    And thanks for corrupting my mind. (That, in itself, should be prize enough ….)

  3. Deb (58 comments.) Says:

    Genius girls! Sam, you are the it girl this year! I’m so excited for you.

    sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Reply:

    @Deb, HAHAHA, hardly. I don’t think I’ll ever be the it girl. I tend to lurk hide in the shadows. LOL

  4. Kelley (9 comments.) Says:

    totally voted for you. Even though I had nightmares about unicorns and mythical creatures getting their sexy on last night…

    And can you vote everyday? I thought it was a one time thing…

    sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Reply:

    @Kelley, Uniporn dreams? That’s totally HOT. Bwahahahaha!

  5. zandor (75 comments.) Says:

    I voted for you. This is probably the most random interesting site there.

  6. threeundertwo (15 comments.) Says:

    I’m voting for you because I’m scared of what you’ll post if I don’t.

    That tag cloud over there? Best on the net.

  7. mrsmogul (2 comments.) Says:

    GREAT! I am voting!

  8. carrien (she laughs at the days) (2 comments.) Says:

    I really like your content, I think it’s quite funny. I”ll probably vote for you.

    Is there anyway you can fix things so that I can read from one post to the next without back clicking to the main page. I really hate having to back click every single time. I would visit more often if the interface was more streamlined.

    Pretty please?

    sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Reply:

    Done and done. I’ve added permalinks to the posts following and preceeding the post you’re visiting. Hopefully it makes for a more enjoyable stay! Thanks for your comment!!

  9. Loralee (11 comments.) Says:

    TOTALLY voted for you.

    If crocheted boobies don’t deserve to win a bloggie, well…nothing does.
    :)

    Loralee’s last blog post..An open letter of apology

    sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Reply:

    @Loralee, I LOVE the way you think!

  10. Hilly (12 comments.) Says:

    How am I just NOW seeing this?

    Oh my ick! This reminds me of something straight out of Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

    Hilly’s last blog post..Sometimes, I Think You Want Me To Touch You…

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